Quiznos (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] We’re going to skip right over talking about this company’s awful ad campaigns (remember the blowdart-to-the-neck commercial?)...
Subway (Midtown West) February 5, 2004Well, we’ll certainly give this place the efficiency award. They have the production line thing down to a...
Markt February 5, 2004[CLOSED at this location] Reopened: Markt II Belgium seems like a fun country. They love their beer and...
Subway (Hell’s Kitchen) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] For some reason when God built establishments on 9th Avenue, he made them very small. He subdivided...
P&G Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] The first thing I though was, “Shouldn’t the beers be cheaper in this dump?” Seriously, if you’re...
Home/Guest House February 5, 2004[CLOSED] It’s never fair or appropriate to judge a place by your corporate holiday party. Those nights it’s...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Murray Hill) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] There’s not much bad one can say about brick oven pizza. Honestly, it’s almost like badmouthing a...
Worldwide Gourmet Deli February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Calling this place gourmet is like calling a Buick Regal sporty; the claim is an obvious farce,...
Mangia e Bevi February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Cheap Italian is the life’s blood of the New York restaurant market. Some think it’s those fancy-schmancy,...
Kabul Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] I won’t lie, I looked around to make sure there weren’t a couple white guys in sunglasses...
Caffè Buon Gusto (Chelsea) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] The joint has a strange cave quality about it. Caves are dark, dank and not set up...
Pastis February 5, 2004[CLOSED at this location] Pastis is quite a site to behold. It’s not fancy-schmancy, but rich looking in...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Times Square) February 5, 2004Well, this Ray’s has the dubious distinction of being the dirtiest, dingiest member of the chain. The day...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – South) February 5, 2004The only thing this place is famous for is overcharging unsuspecting tourists for mediocre pizza. A couple slices...
Wok & Roll February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food...
Under the Volcano February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Named after a 1980’s movie about a bunch of munchkins who take over a hotel… What? That’s...
Amish Market February 5, 2004Amazing, Kelly McGillis is nowhere to be found in this 8th Avenue establishment. This joint is about as...
Son Cubano February 5, 2004[CLOSED] I’ve never been to Cuba, but I can’t imagine that over forty years of sanctions has raised...