Pick-a-Bagel (Midtown West) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Um, you can like pick bagels at this place. They serve eggs and stuff, and the occasional...
Hourglass Tavern August 6, 2003[CLOSED] I had an incredible feeling of deja vu after walking into this cluttered, little joint. I couldn’t...
P.D. O’Hurley’s August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Some might say P.D. stands for “pretty disappointing” or “poor decision,” but we here at The Survey...
Paul’s Palace (a.k.a. Paul’s Da Burger Joint) August 6, 2003Thank God for the greasepit. Thank God for the unpretentious, no holds barred dump. Thank God for cranky...
Kevin St. James August 6, 2003[CLOSED] This place is one weird, schizophrenic joint. On the one hand you have the local, after-work crowd,...
Yippie Yi Yo August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We’ve walked by this joint a thousand times. To be honest, we walked by it not only...
Tom’s Gourmet Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED] The term “gourmet” is used way too loosely these days. What the hell makes something “gourmet?” Is...
Tio Pepe August 6, 2003Arrrriba! Sorry, I have to start all my horrendous Spanish/Mexican reviews with some trite Spanish cliché. It’s a...
Vero Wine Bar Uptown August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Vero is a funky little place. Not funky in an East Village kind of way, but funky...
Dive 75 August 6, 2003To call this place a dive is doing it a real disservice. It’s more like a comfortable studio...
St. Andrews August 6, 2003[CLOSED] If the phrase “if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap” is to be taken seriously, then by the...
Go Sushi (Hell’s Kitchen) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Fast food sushi is always risky. It’s not as if we’re ordering poisonous blowfish or anything, but...
Cilantro – South August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Kin to the Cilantro about a dozen blocks to the north, we actually decided to sit down...
The Delta Grill August 6, 2003[CLOSED] How everyone in Louisiana doesn’t weigh 8,000 pounds is beyond me. Their food is devoid of greenery...
Cafe Brasil August 6, 2003[CLOSED] This little Brazilian joint had fewer customers than the Jonestown Second Annual Family Reunion and Barbeque. And...
MacDougal St. Ale House August 6, 2003Hide the babies, lock up the women and get your daughters to a nunnery or something, I’m gonna...
Hard Rock Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED at this location] So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant… and we ran smack-dab into...
Happy Burger August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Welcome to Mel’s Diner–without Flo and that wacky Alice. Yup, it’s just Mel in his greasy t-shirt...