Ariana Afghan Kebab House February 10, 2003Kebabs kebabs everywhere and not a drop to drink. Yeah, the guy serving us was slow with the...
Cowgirl Hall of Fame February 10, 2003The name of this place is lame. Sorry to be blunt, but it’s just plain embarrassing telling people...
Bengal Express February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I love how some foreign food joints need to dumb down their names in order to...
Big Nick’s Burger & Pizza Joint February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Nick must be a big guy with all the grease that’s flying around this place. One part...
Yoshinoya February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Now the Japanese are sending us their fast food crap. Yes, this is the McDonald’s of the...
Puttanesca February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Yes, there are many Italian restaurants in NYC. So many, in fact, that they all seem to...
Federico’s Bistro Italiano February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There is nothing more disappointing to me than bad chicken parmesan. It’s one of my favorite things...
Katz’s Deli February 10, 2003This place is an institution. Coincidently, the place is run by a bunch of lunatics. They have this...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Upper East Side) February 10, 2003Pizza: there’s no better food in the world when you’re in a complete stupor. I’m talking less about...
Afghan Kebab House #1 February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite Mr. Bush’s hatred for the Afghan people, we love their food! Little known fact: ‘kebab’ is...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – North) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Ambiance is not this place’s strong suit. Not that we expect anything approximation a fine dining experience...
Uncle Nick’s on 9th Ave February 10, 2003[CLOSED] No, not that Uncle Nick. He’s still serving ten to twelve in Joliet for trading juvenile “erotica”...
Mammalinda February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite the fact the staff’s English is about as good as my Spanish, I actually managed to...
Cabana February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Hooray for “nuevo Latino” food. I’m quite sure that translates to “I’m ignoring the ridiculously high fat...
Luigi’s Pizza February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There really is no such thing as a light meal at Luigi’s. Even things that purport to...
Seaport Cafe February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Calling this place a cafe is like calling a shit sandwich a meal. I believe they actually...
Burger King (Midtown West) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Do you think the Burger King inherited his throne or took it by force? The guy doesn’t...
Bar Nine February 10, 2003By Jove I think they’ve got it. A decent mix of young and old, traditional and trendy, pub...