Omakasa – Midtown West March 3, 2019[CLOSED] There’s nothing like taking a real word and bastardizing it to name your business. In this case...
Aldo Sohm Wine Bar February 20, 2019I feel like this is at least the second wine bar I’ve reviewed in the past couple months....
Naya Mezze & Grill February 17, 2019This place is so unassuming on the outside, you’d never know the front doors would reveal some sort...
Keens Steakhouse February 5, 2019Shouldn’t it be Keen’s Steakhouse, like with a possessive ‘s’? And who is this Keen dude? And why...
The Malt House – Greenwich Village January 24, 2019Somewhat of a cross between an ancient Irish pub and something you might find in The Shire, The...
The Smith – Midtown January 14, 2019The Smith certainly didn’t try too hard in the naming category. Especially considering there are four locations in...
La Cava January 5, 2019Oh the wine bar. Ever so refined and genteel. Almost a rejection of everything that is masculine and...
Hudson Station December 30, 2018[CLOSED] You know that place you duck into when it’s raining really hard and there’s absolutely nothing else...
Spuyten Duyvil December 16, 2018It’s like a party at your friend’s shitty borough apartment. Because it’s a bar in a shitty borough...
Cooper’s Craft & Kitchen – East Village November 28, 2018It’s only in recent years that I learned about what the heck a “cooper” is. And now I...
Legasea November 18, 2018There is nothing better than a pun-named seafood restaurant. But I would have gone with Something’s Fishy or...
Drexler’s November 11, 2018[CLOSED] Fancy doesn’t usually fly in the East Village. Or maybe that’s my 1995 brain talking. But, as...
Avenida Cantina October 26, 2018[CLOSED] Who doesn’t love a taco? Well, apparently like everyone online who has ever been to this joint....
Point Break NYC October 15, 2018[CLOSED] How in the ever loving hell could there be two bars in NYC that relate to a...
The Summit Bar October 5, 2018There was a time when Avenue C was a place where you’d be more likely to score crack...
Momofuku Noodle Bar – NY September 5, 2018Momofuku, muthafucker! Yessiree, this is the original restaurant in the Momofuku empire. Ok, calling it an empire is...
Holiday Cocktail Lounge August 22, 2018I’ve probably walked by this Hobbit-lookin’ dump a thousand times in my wanderings over the past twenty years....
Root & Bone August 3, 2018[CLOSED] I will admit that I was not entirely sober when I ate at Root & Bone. Granted,...