Diary

I have a lot on my mind. Sometimes it causes insomnia. Maybe this will help.

The Dodge Earthfucker

The Dodge Earthfucker

So with gas over three dollars a gallon I decide to go lease the world’s largest land vehicle. Not surprisingly they were offering some…

Montclair: Hipster Central

I’ve heard it called the “Upper West Side of New Jersey,” but now Mr. Hipster calls it home. This doesn’t mean I’m going to…

Halo 2

Halo 2

As nerdy as it is, I used to play PC games. Sure I had my Playstation 1, but that was essentially reserved for Madden…

The Cali Roadtrip

There’s nothing like leaving the rainy-ass East Coast for a drive in convertible up the sunny California Coast. This trip was almost perfect, so…

Cell Phone Headsets

Cell Phone Headsets

Is it just me or do people look like complete morons walking around with those Bluetooth wireless headsets on? I mean, how many fuckin’…

Booze Experimentation

So I decided to be a smartass and order a Makers Mark Manhattanat Dylan Prime. I love the city, after all, so how bad…

Deus Ex: Invisible War

Deus Ex: Invisible War

I have very little allegiance to video games. In fact, back in the day, I was the little kid watching Ricky Schroder play Red…

The Weakest Fortune Ever

The Weakest Fortune Ever

I don’t generally take my cues from fortune cookies, or believe they impart wonderful dollops of wisdom, but this has to be the weakest…

The Six Flags Guy

The Six Flags Guy

How much do I hate this guy? How much do I hate the stupid, self-serving articles that have been written in “legitimate” magazines and…

Max Payne 2

Max Payne 2

The makers of this third person shooter, Rockstar Games, usually has us killing hookers and running over babymammas in our Cadillacs. But this, the…

St. Thomas, USVI

St. Thomas, USVI

Even hipsters have to take beach vacations every once in a while. As far as hip goes, though, St. Thomas is pretty much the…

The Danger of Googling

Apparently I’m a gun-toting wife-beater. So says the state of Missouri in this court docket. Okay obviously this is a different Michael Fayne, but…

Halo

No, I’m not twelve. No, I’m not interminably geeky. I’m merely a red-blooded American male who loves to shoot the shit out of aliens. Granted,…

London Part Deux

London Part Deux

So, where was I? Oh yeah, we went to England so we could throw shit at David Blaine. We brought some rotten tomatoes, a…