Diary

I have a lot on my mind. Sometimes it causes insomnia. Maybe this will help.

The Dodge Earthfucker

The Dodge Earthfucker

So with gas over three dollars a gallon I decide to go lease the world’s largest land vehicle. Not surprisingly they were offering some really…

Montclair: Hipster Central

I’ve heard it called the “Upper West Side of New Jersey,” but now Mr. Hipster calls it home. This doesn’t mean I’m going to start…

Halo 2

Halo 2

As nerdy as it is, I used to play PC games. Sure I had my Playstation 1, but that was essentially reserved for Madden ’97…

The Cali Roadtrip

There’s nothing like leaving the rainy-ass East Coast for a drive in convertible up the sunny California Coast. This trip was almost perfect, so here’s…

Celeb Sighting 6: RuPaul

Celeb Sighting 6: RuPaul

Man or woman, this guy is tall. He looks like a pencil with a peanut M&M perched on top. Seriously, his head is shaped like…

Cell Phone Headsets

Cell Phone Headsets

Is it just me or do people look like complete morons walking around with those Bluetooth wireless headsets on? I mean, how many fuckin’ phone…

Celeb Sighting 5: Max Kellerman

Celeb Sighting 5: Max Kellerman

Now I’m starting to recognize celebs I don’t even recognize. I know that makes about as much sense as me even mentioning this hump, but…

Booze Experimentation

So I decided to be a smartass and order a Makers Mark Manhattanat Dylan Prime. I love the city, after all, so how bad can…

Deus Ex: Invisible War

Deus Ex: Invisible War

I have very little allegiance to video games. In fact, back in the day, I was the little kid watching Ricky Schroder play Red Baron…

The Weakest Fortune Ever

The Weakest Fortune Ever

I don’t generally take my cues from fortune cookies, or believe they impart wonderful dollops of wisdom, but this has to be the weakest “fortune”…

The Six Flags Guy

The Six Flags Guy

How much do I hate this guy? How much do I hate the stupid, self-serving articles that have been written in “legitimate” magazines and newspapers…

Celeb Sighting 3: Len Berman

Celeb Sighting 3: Len Berman

So, after a quick weekend trip to Los Angeles to visit the folks, I arrive back in New York with absolutely nothing to write about…

Celeb Sighting 2: Christena Pyle

Celeb Sighting 2: Christena Pyle

Whu? Who? It’s one of the many hot chicks from MTV’s Road Rules: South Pacific and Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. As I mentioned…

Max Payne 2

Max Payne 2

The makers of this third person shooter, Rockstar Games, usually has us killing hookers and running over babymammas in our Cadillacs. But this, the follow…

St. Thomas, USVI

St. Thomas, USVI

Even hipsters have to take beach vacations every once in a while. As far as hip goes, though, St. Thomas is pretty much the most…

Mr. Hipster Goes Domestic

Mr. Hipster Goes Domestic

It’s true, in another life Mr. Hipster was an interior decorator. Most people were sports stars or pharaohs or Joan of Arc, but I put…

The Danger of Googling

Apparently I’m a gun-toting wife-beater. So says the state of Missouri in this court docket. Okay obviously this is a different Michael Fayne, but I…

Halo

No, I’m not twelve. No, I’m not interminably geeky. I’m merely a red-blooded American male who loves to shoot the shit out of aliens. Granted, I’m…

Why I Love Whitney Matheson

Why I Love Whitney Matheson

I’ve been working on this little site for a few years now, and finally someone has come along to legitimize the late nights, the cramped…

Joe Strummer Tribute Show

Joe Strummer Tribute Show

So I went to the Joe Strummer tribute show at Irving Plaza a few weeks ago. I’m not really sure why other than it seemed…

London Part Deux

London Part Deux

So, where was I? Oh yeah, we went to England so we could throw shit at David Blaine. We brought some rotten tomatoes, a twelve…