Diary

I have a lot on my mind. Sometimes it causes insomnia. Maybe this will help.

Young Love

Young Love

Who is that beautiful blonde with an apparently drunk eleven-year-old Mr. Hipster? It’s the infamous, and rarely photographed, mop lady of Yosemite Park. She prowls…

The Tide Train

The Tide Train

To some the subway is an ugly place. To me, it looks like a giant, orange advertisement. I especially like when they wash down the…

Debauchery

Debauchery

Sometimes it’s those serendipitous nights that turn out to be the most fun. You know, those nights where you set out with one thing in…

The Union Rat

The Union Rat

God forbid you piss off The Union in New York City. The iron smelters, the transit workers, the stage hand dudes–all of them are badasses…

Telekinesis

Telekinesis

One of Mr. Hipster’s powers (as an urban superhero) is the ability to move things with his mind. Most commonly referred to as telekinesis, this ability…

The Dancin’ Fool

The Dancin’ Fool

Once again Mr. Hipster proves that he is anything but hip. Yes, this is the stupid whiteboy himself dancing at the Island/Def Jam Christmas party. Now,…

The Street Preacher

The Street Preacher

Ah, the Street Preacher. So much to say about God. So much Jesus inside of each and every cell. And then there’s this guy: Notice…

My Date

My Date

“Dude, my date rocks!” Only in the days of college debauchery does this drunken asshole qualify as a suitable companion to a formal event. Notice…

Beernanza

Beernanza

Mr. Hipster says: “Don’t put beer in the freezer.” The problem with buying beer in bulk at a grocery store in Manhattan is that it’s…

Sit On It!

Sit On It!

Here’s Mr. Hipster in October 1979. He just took a ball to the face and came whimpering over to the sideline with a bloody nose….

Cheese In New Jersey

Cheese In New Jersey

Ah, the power of cheese. We love it on burgers, on pizza, even on top of chips with some sour cream and guacamole. The real…

Odd Finds: Jesus the Moneylender

Odd Finds: Jesus the Moneylender

Dictionary.com (the ultimate resource for all things word-like) defines “panderer” as: a person who caters to or profits from the weaknesses or vices of others….

Shower Like a Man

Shower Like a Man

Don’t let it be said I’m not a total and complete sucker for marketing. Especially marketing that has to do with my manliness. I drink…