There is something inherently amazing about Tom Cruise. He's the most insecure cocky guy on the face of the planet. At least that's how we see his characters play out
This is a movie that feels eerily similar to Garden State. I'm not sure why... Oh, wait, I totally know why! It's a Zach Braff joint -- the second Zach Braff joint, once
For a very large film, this thing felt remarkably small. Maybe it's the silence of space or the oddly myopic view of the world we're exposed to, but for a movie that is
This movie is such an amazingly over-engineered pile of crap, it's shocking that Danny Boyle didn't Alan Smithee the shit out of it. Like drown it in the bathtub and
First we start with this amazingly creepy poster. I mean, Duplass looks like a serial killer and Moss looks like some awful painting out of The Royal Tennenbaums. As it
I suppose I knew a bit about Scientology going into this thing. Ms. Hipster actually read the book on which this documentary is based and she'd occasionally turn to me
There are a lot of dicks in this movie. Like a TON of dicks. Big dicks. Little dicks. Short dicks. Long dicks. Dick, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks. There's
I've somehow gone my entire life without seeing a Lars von Trier film. And, honestly, I felt as though I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing one. His shit
I've been plowing through the mumblecore pantheon of late. It's been a kind of hit-or-miss affair, but I've stayed away from shit like The Puffy Chair and some of the
This is one of those stammery movies. If you've seen one, you know what I'm talking about. I weird mixture of scripted and unscripted moments that feel both realistic
Forgive me but I'm going to have a seriously hard time describing this one. I mean at least Shane Carruth's last (and first) film, Primer, had a hook: it was a sci-fi-ish
Is there such a thing as disposable cinema? I mean I know there's plenty of straight-to-video, tax write-off crap that pollutes Netflix like a really lame plague, but
So apparently this movie was written by Wentworth Miller. Who, you ask, is that? Is it some duke or lord sitting in an English manor with his trusty hound by his side
First off, we need to talk about the name Kevin. Nothing good ever came from that name. It's like asking for your son to be a psycho. And from moment one we know the
If you, like me, had a strong sense of déjà vu watching the first 15 minutes of this film, you'll know that the feeling of being a crazy person isn't unwarranted. Because
Watch Matt Damon hem. Watch Matt Damon haw. Watch Matt Damon be a transparent actor in a movie that goes absolutely nowhere fast. It's clear that the folks who made this
You'd think watching the trailers for this one that it was a slapstick comedy. After all, you have that clip of George Clooney running awkwardly in topsiders and some
So we have this great title, a kernel of an idea and think the trailer could be really cool! That's great, Mr. Scott, but is there a movie in there somewhere? Well, don't