BlacKkKlansman May 13, 2019It turns out I’ve seen quite a few Spike Lee movies over the years. The first one was...
mid90s April 20, 2019Full disclosure: I was a full-fledged adult in the mid-nineties. I had graduated college, moved to NYC and...
Hot Summer Nights April 7, 2019I mean how do I not watch a coming-of-age crime drama set in 1991? And starring this Timothy...
Personal Shopper March 20, 2019If you like Kristen Stewart, you’re gonna love Personal Shopper. Personally, the only thing I’ve seen her in...
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel March 9, 2019I’m not at all aware of what made me watch a ten-year-old movie with what amounts to an...
Kicking and Screaming March 6, 2019This 1995 film is supposed to be a Gen-X classic. Like a seminal piece of art that boiled...
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part March 2, 2019It’s always tough reviewing children’s movies. After all, these things aren’t meant for me. However, they are made...
Hell or High Water February 21, 2019Remember back in the day when all indie movies were about small crimes? Like every single film involved...
Unsane February 18, 2019Steven Soderbergh, the man behind the Ocean’s movies and all sorts of other commercial-type stuff both decent and...
A Quiet Place February 12, 2019It’s always nice when they tell you right in the title what the movie is about. In this...
The Killing of a Sacred Deer February 2, 2019Oh my lord. Yorgos, what the hell are you doing to me? I watched The Lobster. And boy...
Hold the Dark January 17, 2019Man, I’m super-torn about Hold the Dark. Well, not torn so much as confused. It’s a literally dark...
The Florida Project January 11, 2019I hate Florida. No, seriously, it’s a canker in the mouth of the United States and its general...
First Reformed January 4, 2019Holy Jesus! No, seriously, holy Jesus. I had no idea this movie was a thing until some end-of-year...
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs December 26, 2018This is ostensibly a Coen Brothers movie. But, honestly, I debated whether to stick it under the television or...
The Book of Henry December 2, 2018Sometimes I like to watch poorly reviewed movies jut to see what all the hubbub is about. Usually...
Beirut November 20, 2018No matter what show or movie he’s in Jon Hamm will always be Don Draper. Even when he...
Tag November 13, 2018What else are airplanes for other than to watch stupid fucking movies? I mean, would I actually pay...