WALL-E
Rating: Since when is Disney headed by Al Gore? I haven’t seen An Inconvenient Truth (cuz, uh, I haven’t gotten enough exposure to the guy…
Animation
Tangled
Rating: As a father, one is obligated to occasionally go to the theater to see children’s movies. The ironic thing is that it often becomes…
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Rating: Offensive doesn’t even begin to describe this cartoon. Funny also doesn’t do it justice. I think the most enjoyable aspect of this “film” was…
Shrek
Rating: Are we this desperate for entertainment that a rehashed telling of Beauty and the Beast/The Frog and the Princess/Repunzel/Lyle [Lovett]& Julia [Roberts] deserves this…
The Incredibles
Rating: It seems all you have to do to make money in Hollywood today is hook up with Pixar, hire a few actors and make…
Bolt
Rating: I always have trouble reviewing kids’ movies. After all, they’re not really made for me. On top of that, they tend to leave my…