Animation

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

For the forty-millionth time, I will claim not to be a superhero guy. Or an animation guy for that matter. But Hipster Jr. Jr. has dragged me into the world of Marvel...
The Lego Movie 2

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

It's always tough reviewing children's movies. After all, these things aren't meant for me. However, they are made for small-ish people like Hipster Jr. Jr. Though, after...
Tangled

Tangled

As a father, one is obligated to occasionally go to the theater to see children's movies. The ironic thing is that it often becomes the only time that I get to go to the...
Bolt

Bolt

I always have trouble reviewing kids' movies. After all, they're not really made for me. On top of that, they tend to leave my consciousness about five minutes after I...
Bee Movie

Bee Movie

As with most of the other kids' movies that I've watched over the past couple of years, I called them up from the On Demand menu on my cable system in order to satisfy...
WALL-E

WALL-E

Since when is Disney headed by Al Gore? I haven't seen An Inconvenient Truth (cuz, uh, I haven't gotten enough exposure to the guy since winning like every award on Earth...
The Incredibles

The Incredibles

Rating:  It seems all you have to do to make money in Hollywood today is hook up with Pixar, hire a few actors and make a cartoon that adults can tol...
Shrek

Shrek

Rating:  Are we this desperate for entertainment that a rehashed telling of Beauty and the Beast/The Frog and the Princess/Repunzel/Lyle & Julia ...
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Offensive doesn't even begin to describe this cartoon. Funny also doesn't do it justice. I think the most enjoyable aspect of this "film" was the fun tingly feeling I got...