Baked Goods

Morrone Pastry Shop

Morrone Pastry Shop & Cafe

For some bizarre reason it felt like these folks weren't used to people paying for stuff they ordered. It was like those scenes from The Sopranos when Tony woul...
Koryodang

Koryodang

Apparently this joint is a bakery of some sort, although I did nothing but drink coffee here. It seems they divide the place in terms of what you can order ...
Harrie's Cafe and Bakery

Harrie’s Cafe and Bakery

1407 Broadway New York, NY Welcome to the least Google-able deli on Earth. It’s not your typical Google problem where the deli is simply called Deli, or ...
City Bakery

The City Bakery

I was a little early for an afternoon meeting with a client, and hadn't eaten a damn thing all day. Not a good thing when you're heading in to present work to a...
Cupcake Cafe

Cupcake Cafe

So once upon a time there was a joint called Cupcake Cafe. They had two locations, and then the shop that sat practically in the lobby of the Port Authority...
Trio French Bakery

Trio French Bakery

I felt like George in the soup Nazi episode trying to order a sandwich in this joint. There was a line of about six dudes lining the right wall of the small...
Hot & Crusty

Hot & Crusty (Times Square)

Well, I guess they could have gone with Wet & Sloppy or Hard & Crappy, but these geniuses of culinary nomenclature gave birth to a chain that sounds...
Burgers & Cupcakes

Burgers & Cupcakes

I am a turkey burger fanatic. It's time I come clean and admit it to myself and to the world. Read through the eight hundred some odd reviews on the survey ...
Au Croissant & Gourmet

Au Croissant & Gourmet

became: Teresa's Gourmet Sometimes I honestly don't feel like doing this. When I have to review a place like this that I vaguely remember, and obviously don...
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Yura on Madison

Muffins and shit do not a restaurant make. I debated (with myself) on more than one occasion whether or not to even include this place in The Survey, and I ...
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Junior’s – Grand Central

I've had my issues in Grand Central of late, so the thought of giving anything in the place a positive review is going to be difficult for me. Despite my pi...
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Payard

Ooh Muffy, please pass me another one of those cream cheese and mint leaf finger sandwiches. I'm soooo precious! I'm soooo French! I'm soooo dainty! Alright...
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Yura & Company

The average age of the crowd at Yura varies somewhere between 70 and six feet under. With more breathing tubes and walkers per capita than any other restaur...
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Muffin Man

Cozy upper east cafe where the fare is "good except for the muffins". Critics say "stick to the coffee" because the namesake "tastes like ass." 1638...