Biopic

Steve Jobs 3

Steve Jobs

Am I a bad person for kind of liking this movie? Me, the person who constantly rails against biopics in all their forms? Even…

Snowden 3.5

Snowden

I have to admit that I knew fuck-all about Edward Snowden before heading into this movie. I mean, I’d seen the dude on the…

Big Eyes 1.5

Big Eyes

I feel like I was a Tim Burton apologist for years. Well, not an apologist per se, but a fan, I guess. I mean,…

Jobs 1.5

Jobs

No, this isn’t THAT Steve Jobs movie. This is the other one with the dude from Dude, Where’s My Car? Yeah, that guy. And…

Quills

Quills

Rating:  Ugh, there is really very little redeeming about this movie. Okay, Geoffrey Rush is a good actor, Kate Winslet’s fair, and you get…

Party Monster

Party Monster

Rating:  Oh crap, where do I start with this one? I’m pre-disposed to hating club kids. The whole life of decadence thing just isn’t…

Jarhead

Jarhead

Rating:  Stuff happens during wartime that nobody is proud of. You have prisoner torture, the wholesale slaughter of entire villages of innocent citizens and…

Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Rating:  This was one of the most painfully bad movies I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s so bad that I think had John…

Capote

Capote

Rating:  You whiny biatch! But seriously, why do we need yet another biopic? I’m generally a huge hater when it comes to these feel…

A Beautiful Mind

A Beautiful Mind

Rating:  Nothing says “reality” like bending and twisting a “true story” to your will–bending it so it will fit into your narrow little, Hollywood…