Biopic

Steve Jobs 3

Steve Jobs

Am I a bad person for kind of liking this movie? Me, the person who constantly rails against biopics in all their forms? Even after…

Snowden 3.5

Snowden

I have to admit that I knew fuck-all about Edward Snowden before heading into this movie. I mean, I’d seen the dude on the news…

Straight Outta Compton 3.5

Straight Outta Compton

I’m not sure why my name isn’t on the masthead of Straight Outta Compton. I mean, I grew up a mere 20 miles from the heart…

Big Eyes 1.5

Big Eyes

I feel like I was a Tim Burton apologist for years. Well, not an apologist per se, but a fan, I guess. I mean, the…

Jobs 1.5

Jobs

No, this isn’t THAT Steve Jobs movie. This is the other one with the dude from Dude, Where’s My Car? Yeah, that guy. And while…

Quills

Quills

Rating:  Ugh, there is really very little redeeming about this movie. Okay, Geoffrey Rush is a good actor, Kate Winslet’s fair, and you get to…

Party Monster

Party Monster

Rating:  Oh crap, where do I start with this one? I’m pre-disposed to hating club kids. The whole life of decadence thing just isn’t my…

Jarhead

Jarhead

Rating:  Stuff happens during wartime that nobody is proud of. You have prisoner torture, the wholesale slaughter of entire villages of innocent citizens and horrible…

Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Rating:  This was one of the most painfully bad movies I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s so bad that I think had John Lennon…

Capote

Capote

Rating:  You whiny biatch! But seriously, why do we need yet another biopic? I’m generally a huge hater when it comes to these feel good…

A Beautiful Mind

A Beautiful Mind

Rating:  Nothing says “reality” like bending and twisting a “true story” to your will–bending it so it will fit into your narrow little, Hollywood world….