The Promise Ring: Very Emergency
This generation’s emo is crap. They have like Red Jumpsuit this and Three Times Dope that. It’s all garbage sung by pretty-boy whiners. Where are…
Dashboard Confessional
Dashboard Confessional: The Swiss Army Romance
Screaming homosexualities! Oh sorry, I can’t help but feel kinda, um, chick-like listening to this album. Some will brand this “emo,” but I can’t help…
Dashboard Confessional: So Impossible ep
There are some seriously cringe-worthy lyrics on this combination ep. I believe he asks the deep question, “So, sneakers or flip-flops? I’m starting to panic!”…
Dashboard Confessional: The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
Is it possible this album is even cheesier than the first? “Nobody cares!” whines Carrabba on the first track. Of course nobody cares you damn…
Dashboard Confessional: The Drowning ep
There are some seriously cringe-worthy lyrics on this combination ep. I believe he asks the deep question, “So, sneakers or flip-flops? I’m starting to panic!”…