Ethan Hawke

Juliet, Naked

Juliet, Naked

I read the novel on which this movie is based. I didn't really like it. So, to summarize, I decided to waste 90 minutes of my life watching a film based on a book...
First Reformed

First Reformed

Holy Jesus! No, seriously, holy Jesus. I had no idea this movie was a thing until some end-of-year list wrap-ups that mentioned a shockingly good performance from...
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Rating:  The first stumbling block here is the overly clumsy title. It's a book title, not a movie title. It doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't sh...
Taking Lives

Taking Lives

Rating:  Not even a nude sex scene with Angelina Jolie can boost this stinker above one star. Shit, I'd give Gia an extra star just for her taking of...
Training Day

Training Day

Rating:  King Kong ain't got nothing on me! Whatever. Never have I heard such drivel from Academy Award nominated performance. Shit, any idiot can play...