Jason Schwartzman

Big Eyes 1.5

Big Eyes

I feel like I was a Tim Burton apologist for years. Well, not an apologist per se, but a fan, I guess. I mean, the…

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Rating:  I know I’m amazingly inconsistent with what I like and what I don’t like in my movies. Sometimes I’ll nitpick a plot — or…

Rushmore

Rushmore

Rating:  If there was any justice in the world, star Jason Schwartzman’s eyebrows would win an Academy Award. One word would sum up this little…

I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees

Rating:  Wow, I mean, wow. Never have I seen a poorer imitation of decent filmmaking. Why try to make a Wes Anderson movie when you’re…

The Darjeeling Limited

The Darjeeling Limited

Rating:  Oh Jesus, I kinda don’t want to write this one. This thing was such a giant disaster by a guy I really like, and…