Maria Bello

Secret Window

Secret Window

Rating:  Oh, Jesus. The second you see John Turturro in that Amish getup, you know this movie is gonna suck. Plus, we know Stephen…

A History of Violence

A History of Violence

Rating:  I’m going to make a weird comparison here. Actually, it’s not that weird; more like a little bit awkward. This movie reminds me…

Grown Ups

Grown Ups

Rating:  Who’s going to believe this group of pukes and dwarfs was ever a championship basketball team? Start with an absurd premise and get…