Midtown West

Digby's Cafe

Digby’s Cafe

For some reason this joint reminds me of that weird, bi-polar mind-child cartoon, Ziggy. That or the weird, violent man-child hooligan from Trainspotting, B...
Osteria Stella

Osteria Stella

Tainted. A very apropos adjective to start off a review that stems from a work event. There's no way to remain impartial or cognizant of one's surroundings ...
Bryant Park Grill

Bryant Park Grill

Despite the fact all humans are Homo sapiens, I often find myself surprised that I share even an iota of chromosomal similarity to those around me. That guy in ...
Topaz Thai

Topaz

Cheap Thai. You gotta love that combination. Subterranean cheap Thai. Less good, but still okay if you're desperate for pad see yew. As far as underground Asian...
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Nation

There seems to be a lot of these Midtown bars that are kind of faceless in the way a five story walk up tenement on the Upper East Side is faceless. Sure, t...
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Red Garlic

You won't be surprised to know that most of the dishes at this Thai seafood joint have garlic in them. And what a fruit it is. Wait, what the hell is garlic...
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New World Grill

This place hardly qualifies as a restaurant. It's not that the food is bad or anything, but the actual "restaurant" consists of like three tables and about ...
The Irish Pub

The Irish Pub

Well, it is Irish. We know this because we heard at least two U2 songs as we drank a couple pints while the sun was still shining and the Times Square crowd fil...
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Momo Sushi

Isn't Momo the name of a mime or a chimp or something? Maybe I'm thinking of Coco, but either way the name doesn't exactly inspire me to want to eat here. T...
KFC Midtown West

KFC (Midtown West)

To think that a large section of America thinks of this shit as food is an insult to food. To think that Kentucky Fried Chicken could fool every stupid American...
Z Deli

Z Deli

You ain't gonna see any linen napkins at this joint. Know why? There ain't any tables. At this strictly take-out deli/bodega, you'll find your typical tuna-behi...
Olympic Diner

Olympic Diner

Do you like your lunch with a side of angry? Well, you'll certainly get your fill when the grumpy-ass Greek waiters argue over whose station you're going to...