I've never claimed to be a religious person. Some might even say that I'm not the world's biggest fan of organized religion, though I don't begrudge anyone thei...
So I took Hipster Jr. down to a soccer tournament in in South Jersey somewhere. It was originally supposed to be at Fort Dix, which is also in South Jersey some...
So this innocuous pink unicorn, along with a bunch of other stuff, arrived at our house courtesy of Grandma Hipster and her job at the Cancer Society thrift s...
Dictionary.com (the ultimate resource for all things word-like) defines "panderer" as: a person who caters to or profits from the weaknesses or vices of others....
There are two simple things we ask of our food. Be nice looking and be nice tasting. Now, in many instances I can think of I've had beautiful food that wasn't a...
This guy is totally my favorite snake oil salesman of all time. He is a self-described prophetic physician. Where does one go to study prophetic medicine? Can...
So we were at the ghetto-ass toy store near our house, and we ran across these awful dolls. I had a hard time believing they were real. It seems like some cosmi...
There's really not a whole lot to say here. This has to be the world's ugliest lamp--bar none. One wonders what the hell was going through this "artisan's" head...
Who are these for? Seriously. Since when are the world's trash bins its biggest liability? Is a terrorist really going to take the time to sneak into your compa...
I was watching King of the Hill a few weeks ago, and both Bobby and Hank get into dog dancing. Yes, that would be the act of dancing with your dog--in public. I...
I admit that I'm often behind the times. Apparently seeing-eye horses have been in the news several times over the last couple of years, but I--along with most ...
Everything changed September 11th, 2001. The country and the world will never be the same. Apparently this asshole slept through the whole thing:
I receive...
Every day I receive a pound of useless junk mail. There are the local store flyers, the giganto-pack of coupons to places I'll never go, and, of course, catalog...
Mr. Hipster grew up in a liberal household on the West Coast surrounded by people of every creed and color. He loved The Jeffersons. He loved Sanford & Son....
Introducing the guy who's going to save you from bankruptcy and all your financial ills ...
M.C Hammer
Yes, the same Hammer that burned through millions of ...
Don't get me wrong, babies are lovely, but the amount of drool and snot that emanates from their little cavities is amazing. I always assumed the only way t...
