Odd Finds: Farmersonly.com
So I took Hipster Jr. down to a soccer tournament in in South Jersey somewhere. It was originally supposed to be at Fort Dix, which…
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Odd Finds: World’s Worst Cookie
There are two simple things we ask of our food. Be nice looking and be nice tasting. Now, in many instances I can think of…
Odd Finds: Bad Moon Unicorn
So this innocuous pink unicorn, along with a bunch of other stuff, arrived at our house courtesy of Grandma Hipster and her job at the…
Odd Finds: The Prophetic Phyisician
This guy is totally my favorite snake oil salesman of all time. He is a self-described prophetic physician. Where does one go to study prophetic…
Odd Finds: World’s Lamest Toy
So we were at the ghetto-ass toy store near our house, and we ran across these awful dolls. I had a hard time believing they…
Odd Finds: World’s Ugliest Lamp
There’s really not a whole lot to say here. This has to be the world’s ugliest lamp–bar none. One wonders what the hell was going…
Odd Finds: Anti-Terror Trash Cans
Who are these for? Seriously. Since when are the world’s trash bins its biggest liability? Is a terrorist really going to take the time to…
Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame
And now for the ultimate example of shameful tastelessness… “When someone you Love becomes a Memory, the Memory becomes a Treasure” Nothing like terrible poetry,…
Odd Finds: Car Turntable
In a shining example of engineering brilliance, we bring you the automobile record player: And you thought you had problems keeping your CD from skipping?…
Odd Finds: Dog Dancing
I was watching King of the Hill a few weeks ago, and both Bobby and Hank get into dog dancing. Yes, that would be the…
Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses
I admit that I’m often behind the times. Apparently seeing-eye horses have been in the news several times over the last couple of years, but…
Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo
Everything changed September 11th, 2001. The country and the world will never be the same. Apparently this asshole slept through the whole thing: I received…
Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog
Every day I receive a pound of useless junk mail. There are the local store flyers, the giganto-pack of coupons to places I’ll never go,…
Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist
Mr. Hipster grew up in a liberal household on the West Coast surrounded by people of every creed and color. He loved The Jeffersons. He…
Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc.
Introducing the guy who’s going to save you from bankruptcy and all your financial ills … M.C Hammer Yes, the same Hammer that burned through…
Odd Finds: Baby-Vac
Don’t get me wrong, babies are lovely, but the amount of drool and snot that emanates from their little cavities is amazing. I always assumed…
Odd Finds: Beefalo
Just when you thought those wacky cattle folks couldn’t get any wackier… So, I open a menu on a recent vacation to a B&B in…
Odd Finds: The Marked Bible
So I pull my mail out of that impossibly small metal box they give you in your average NYC apartment, and see this thing staring…
Odd Finds: The McDonald’s 10-Year Service Ring
So there I am standing on the uptown 6 train, when I look at the guy’s hand standing next to me as it slipped down…
Odd Finds: Jesus the Moneylender
Dictionary.com (the ultimate resource for all things word-like) defines “panderer” as: a person who caters to or profits from the weaknesses or vices of others….