Snoozefest

The Sixth Ward

The Sixth Ward

This, it turned out, was one of those time-killing situations that present themselves when the second of your two-person party is tied up at work or the F t...
Channel 4

Channel 4

An unfortunate affiliation considering NBC's ratings nosedive. It seems like this bar has really taken it hard, putting out dismal numbers during weekday ni...
North Square Lounge

North Square Lounge

"I don't see color; I'm a social scientist." True words spoken by a pretentious little prick sitting next to us at this lame excuse for a lounge. The sociology ...
Dublin 6

Dublin 6

So, I've actually been to Dublin, and let me tell you: this place ain't no Dublin. Dublin has people, noise and good times; this place has none of that. May...
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Spill

The only thing this place succeeded in doing was making me want to ''spill'' my dinner all over their deserted floor (wah wah). It's amazing how bad your de...
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Hunters

We can only assume this joint is supposed to resemble a hunting lodge or something, but instead it reminds us more of a geriatric, Irish-ish bar on the Uppe...
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Judge Roy Bean

For some reason this place reminds me of the depressing New Year's eve bar scene from Forrest Gump, or some other awfully sad scene where the lead chara...
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Barney Mac’s

became: Oliver's Bar and Grill Not to be confused with Original King of Comedy, Bernie Mac, this place takes the fun out of funny. This place is as exciting...
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Al’s

An actual conversation with a bouncer at Al's: Me: "So, do you guys get all the games on Sunday" Bouncer: "Which games?" Me: "Um, the football games." B...
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Route 85a Bar

There ain't no party like an East Village basement party cuz the East Village basement party don't stop! Actually, you usually need people around to have a ...
Dublin House

Dublin House

What would be an appropriate title for this pub if we were to make it into a movie? The House on Boring Hill? Mr. Snooze Goes to Dublin? The Sleepenator? Wake u...
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XR Bar

What's going on here? Good question. We're not sure the proprietors of XR Bar know either. What's with the fortuneteller? What's with the weird music? Did s...
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Copper Lounge

A mighty roar went up on the UES when Sweet Melissa's closed its doors. OK, we did hear one high-school student call it the "end of an era." Opened in its pla...
Burp Castle

Burp Castle

This is hands down the worst name for a bar in all the history of bars. Although the name suggests frat boys in shining armor, this tiny theme bar is anything b...
Jameson's

Jameson’s

You don't get any more Irish than this place. Complete with potato-faced waitresses, a bartender that looks at you funny when you order Bud Light and falling-on...
Ryan's Daughter

Ryan’s Daughter

Hmmm, boring. Once a yuppie mecca, this place actually had the nerve to demand patrons produce I.D. proving they were over 24! On top of that, they required bar...