Yorkville

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Sotto Cinque

For the truly cheap and the insanely tasteless, try this "bistro" on the upper east side where the only thing smaller than the portions is the shared brain ...
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Snapper Creek

Nicknamed "Snapple Creek", because, like Snapple, this place used to be all the rage and now nobody'll touch the shit with a ten foot pole. The crowd is bas...
Session 73

Session 73

The bar that represented everything that is wrong and evil about the UES, The Yorkville Brewery, is no longer. In its place comes what is supposed to be some ki...
Ryan's Daughter

Ryan’s Daughter

Hmmm, boring. Once a yuppie mecca, this place actually had the nerve to demand patrons produce I.D. proving they were over 24! On top of that, they required bar...
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Bagel Express

New York bagels with all the trimmings, including chocolate chip tofu cream cheese. Actually, that's just a rumor, but the to go or eat-in restaurant do...
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Australia the Bar

became Bar East Under new management, the only thing Australian about this bar might be the occasional kangaroo rat running from behind the bar. Once a teen h...
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The Auction House

Don't even think of going to this posh Upper East Sider without a shot of espresso or a serious dose of speed. Sleepy doesn't even begin to describe this dark, ...
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Pedro’s

Became: Judge Crater's   is now: Biddy's Pub Critics describe it as a "hot smoky box not unlike being trapped on the surface of a cancerous lung." But fans ...
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Ski Bar

If you like paying a cover, plastic shavings floating in your $7 beer and teenagers puking to loud spring break music, this is your place! Nobody is sure if...