Sparo’s Deli & Catering March 13, 2021I’m not certain what this space was originally supposed to be. I remember ordering a slice in it...
Hillstone – Midtown March 5, 2021[CLOSED] This is just a Houston’s. Come at me, bro. You, bro. And you, bro. All you bros...
Connolly’s Pub & Restaurant – 5th Ave. February 12, 2021[CLOSED] So, I’m starting off on a weird foot here. Apparently there are up to three of these...
JMG Restaurant & Bakery February 4, 2021Look, dude, I’ve been to Jamaica. So I know what the hell I’m talking about. And lest your...
Montclair House Grill January 22, 2021This joint has had more names than Kodak Black. That’s a deep cut reference, but suffice it to...
The Stagecoach Tavern January 9, 2021Once there was a place called Stage Deli. It was famous for its insanely huge pastrami sandwiches and...
Junior’s Cheesesteaks & Shakes December 21, 2020[CLOSED] No, dude, this ain’t Junior’s Cheesecakes. And stop fucking calling! But… your name. And the striped awning…...
Blondies Sports December 16, 2020For a bar/restaurant on the Upper West Side, Blondies is about as close to a dive as you...
Del Frisco’s Grille – NYC November 30, 2020Look at me, I’m a fancy suit-guy lunching on the company dime! Or like a German family dining...
Antika Grill November 24, 2020I have to believe Antika Grill is the only restaurant in the area that has its own bong...
Black Door November 9, 2020[INDEFINITELY CLOSED] Sedate and lovely. So go the adjectives related to Black Door. More specifically, Black Door’s private...
Stirling Tavern October 29, 2020Remember eating out? Do you recall the vague smell of stale beer and the aroma of fried food...
King Wok October 19, 2020King Wok, king of the junky Chinese lunch special. Well, not so much king as like second cousin...
Home Sweet Home October 6, 2020Man, this place looks like a lot of fun on paper. But what Home Sweet Home presents on...
McCoy’s Pub September 23, 2020I suppose there’s such a thing as a neighborhood bar in midtown. And god love you if you...
Cuban Pete’s August 31, 2020Look, man, I don’t know if this joint is racist. I mean, I don’t know if the owner,...
Lucy’s August 24, 2020A classic East Village dive by any definition, Lucy’s has been a mainstay in the neighborhood for three...
Beyond Pita July 29, 2020Why so angry? Seriously. You run a customer-based service, yet you treat your customers as though they’re an...
