The Cali Roadtrip November 1, 2005There’s nothing like leaving the rainy-ass East Coast for a drive in convertible up the sunny California Coast....
Celeb Sighting 6: RuPaul June 18, 2005Man or woman, this guy is tall. He looks like a pencil with a peanut M&M perched on...
Diet Coke with Splenda May 16, 2005It was some six or seven years ago when I made the switch from Coke to Diet Coke. That...
Cell Phone Headsets January 15, 2005Is it just me or do people look like complete morons walking around with those Bluetooth wireless headsets...
Celeb Sighting 5: Max Kellerman November 17, 2004Now I’m starting to recognize celebs I don’t even recognize. I know that makes about as much sense...
London Part Deux November 11, 2004So, where was I? Oh yeah, we went to England so we could throw shit at David Blaine....
Goodbye View October 21, 2004I certainly will miss the view from my nice, window office. I know it’s not hip to have...
London October 13, 2004So, we decided to take a trip across the pond. I stocked up on Snickers and gum, because everyone...
Deus Ex: Invisible War September 19, 2004I have very little allegiance to video games. In fact, back in the day, I was the little...
The Weakest Fortune Ever August 23, 2004I don’t generally take my cues from fortune cookies, or believe they impart wonderful dollops of wisdom, but...
Celeb Sighting 4: Christina Aguilera August 17, 2004So, I’ve finally beaten the jinx of the weak-ass celebrity sightings! Or have I? What kind of props...
The Six Flags Guy August 1, 2004How much do I hate this guy? How much do I hate the stupid, self-serving articles that have...
Young Love July 25, 2004Who is that beautiful blonde with an apparently drunk eleven-year-old Mr. Hipster? It’s the infamous, and rarely photographed,...
Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame July 25, 2004And now for the ultimate example of shameful tastelessness… “When someone you Love becomes a Memory, the...
Celeb Sighting 3: Len Berman July 6, 2004So, after a quick weekend trip to Los Angeles to visit the folks, I arrive back in New...
Celeb Sighting 2: Christena Pyle June 9, 2004Whu? Who? It’s one of the many hot chicks from MTV’s Road Rules: South Pacific and Real World/Road...
Max Payne 2 May 18, 2004The makers of this third person shooter, Rockstar Games, usually has us killing hookers and running over babymammas...
Celeb Sighting 1: Amber Valletta April 25, 2004I’m not sure if it was a matter of growing up in the star-obsessed city of Los Angeles,...