Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses December 22, 2002I admit that I’m often behind the times. Apparently seeing-eye horses have been in the news several times...
Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo November 22, 2002Everything changed September 11th, 2001. The country and the world will never be the same. Apparently this asshole...
Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog October 15, 2002Every day I receive a pound of useless junk mail. There are the local store flyers, the giganto-pack...
The Street Preacher September 18, 2002Ah, the Street Preacher. So much to say about God. So much Jesus inside of each and every...
Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist August 13, 2002Mr. Hipster grew up in a liberal household on the West Coast surrounded by people of every creed...
Fat Loss Miracle July 21, 2002So I’m reading my Esquire, and just after finishing an article about the hoo-haw man himself, Al Pacino,...
My Date June 25, 2002“Dude, my date rocks!” Only in the days of college debauchery does this drunken asshole qualify as a...
Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc. April 18, 2002Introducing the guy who’s going to save you from bankruptcy and all your financial ills … M.C Hammer...
The Free Gift April 2, 2002I understand that there’s this new influx of men’s magazines out there. I used to subscribe to FHM,...
Beernanza March 13, 2002Mr. Hipster says: “Don’t put beer in the freezer.” The problem with buying beer in bulk at a...
Odd Finds: Baby-Vac March 13, 2002Don’t get me wrong, babies are lovely, but the amount of drool and snot that emanates from their...
Sunflower Seeds February 26, 2002I’m almost positive I’m going to create some sort of horrible abscess in my cheek that will eventually...
Odd Finds: Beefalo February 24, 2002Just when you thought those wacky cattle folks couldn’t get any wackier… So, I open a menu on...
Sit On It! February 11, 2002Here’s Mr. Hipster in October 1979. He just took a ball to the face and came whimpering over...
Odd Finds: The Marked Bible February 10, 2002So I pull my mail out of that impossibly small metal box they give you in your average...
Cheese In New Jersey January 31, 2002Ah, the power of cheese. We love it on burgers, on pizza, even on top of chips with...
Odd Finds: The McDonald’s 10-Year Service Ring January 31, 2002So there I am standing on the uptown 6 train, when I look at the guy’s hand standing...
