Mark Wahlberg

Contraband

Contraband

Rating:  If you, like me, had a strong sense of déjà vu watching the first 15 minutes of this film, you'll know that the feeling of being a crazy per...
The Lovely Bones

The Lovely Bones

Rating:  I'm one of three people in the US who didn't read The Lovely Bones. I've also never read a Dan Brown book, done the Macarena or seen field h...
I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees

Rating:  Wow, I mean, wow. Never have I seen a poorer imitation of decent filmmaking. Why try to make a Wes Anderson movie when you're obviously not ...
Planet of the Apes

Planet of the Apes

Rating:  ***SPOLIERS*** Okay, I don't usually reveal any major plot points in my movie rants, but this one deserves to be ripped apart from the groun...
Three Kings

Three Kings

Rating:  They should have called this one "Doug Ross Takes the Desert." This is a not so subtle way of saying that George Clooney doesn't have great ...