Efi’s Gyro September 14, 2024Hipster Jr. had a friend when he was in daycare named Efi. I’m not sure it was spelled...
Quality Pizza Co. Midtown September 10, 2024Hipster Jr. Jr. said something to the effect of “Quality Pizza Co. Midtown? More like Mid Pizza… Companytown.”...
Aki Japanese Cuisine September 2, 2024There is something about eating sushi in an aging restaurant next to the Garden State Parkway the feels...
Bitol Mexican Handcrafted Cantina August 30, 2024Once upon a time this was our local Chinese restaurant. It was called Seasons, which is a name...
Proven Poke Co. August 20, 2024Ah, the great poké wars of 2024. Not to be confused with the great handled frozen yogurt conflict...
La Colombe – Hudson Square August 15, 2024Coffeehouses used to be the places where hipsters gathered. Well, that and teens who couldn’t get into bars,...
Huck Finn Diner August 6, 2024Diners are funny things. They didn’t exist where I grew up. Sure, we had coffee shops. And pie...
Only Poké August 1, 2024I’ve honestly not had a lot of poké in my life. I can probably count the times on…...
Sukhumvit Thai Eatery July 29, 2024Back when The Hipsters lived in NYC we ate a ton of Thai food. There was a joint...
Bleecker Street Pizza July 24, 2024The pizza at Bleecker Street Pizza is nothing special for NYC. Which still means it’s better than 98%...
NJ Booze & Grub Graveyard: Gone Before Their Time July 21, 2024I’ve been to a lot more joints than I’ve reviewed. A ton predate the Internet, so they are...
Smashburger – Glen Ridge July 21, 2024This joint has had about 27 lives in its time on this Earth. It started strong years back....
Her Name is Han July 14, 2024Hipster Jr. wanted Korean food. It was her birthday after all. We searched the usual haunts in Koreatown...
Mercado July 5, 2024I think this is what they call cafeteria chic. A kind of fast casual type thing where you...
Enzo Pizzeria and Restaurant July 3, 2024You’d think it would be easier to find decent pizza in New Jersey. I mean, I know it...
Whippany Diner June 24, 2024Usually there’s not a whole lot to say about a diner. But this place is comically bad. Go...
Porta – Montclair June 19, 2024I think this joint was a comedy club at some juncture. I also vaguely recall a glitzy party...
Spunto June 17, 2024Throw a sausage in NYC and you’re bound to hit a pizza joint. Spunto is obviously not alone...
