There is a definite generic quality to the series name MobLand. Yes, you have the capitalized ‘L’ in the middle of the title, but it is instantly forgettable. It’s not the James Mangold movie, Cop Land. Nor the criminally lost-to-time …

To think this could have been my life. Or at least the life I imagined for myself. Because I’m an unrealistic punk who has none of the smarts, chutzpah or general lack of scruples needed to make it in Hollywood. At least to the levels to which our characters climb. …

I’m honestly not even sure how we ended up watching The Residence. I think there was somehow a lull in our TV schedule and it slipped in as a planned background watch. The problem, as I’ve stated many times, is that I’m bad at not watching whatever is in front …

Ms. Hipster and I never call shows we watch by their real name. This one we called Confused President. Or sometimes Confused De Niro. They’re never creative titles. Just ones that pretty much describe what happens in the series. Simple, straight-forward titles that we both recognize easily. Because we too …

Album Reviews

This album makes me wonder what Ugly Kid Joe is up to these days. And, look, I’m not saying Origami Angel is the fake corporate grunge scourge of the world …

I think this is emo? E-mo. Em-oh! I don’t know what to call anything anymore, but PUP has been pumping …

I feel like I got a little hornswoggled on this one. What starts off as pop punk quickly devolves into …

Lost in the swirl of early-2000s band euphoria was this weirdo Scottish rock band. Well, not lost per se, but …

Movie Reviews

So, it turns out there is something bad about watching movies on an airplane. Beside the tiny screen it turns out they sometimes edit the shit out of the thing. I mean I kind of knew that, but I thought …

This is what happens when I’m on a plane and there’s an A24 section in the in-flight entertainment screen. I click on some movie called Problemista that I’ve never heard of and wouldn’t have had I not had five or six hours to kill. The trailer looked whimsical and weird …

I had so many clever things to say about Gen X after watching Flipside, but in the ultimate ironic twist, my old-ass brain couldn’t hold onto them for long enough to make it to the page. I’m telling you, it was super-insightful. It was all about the long-dead concept of …

The only word I can think of for The Gorge is slapdash. I’m not saying the people who ended up creating and producing it didn’t put in the effort, but beyond the main conceit, there is so much sloppiness, so many dead-end story points and absolutely so many nonsensical decisions …

Book Reviews

Look at me dipping into genre fiction! But, really, I’ve been doing it for years. I’ve just been intrigued by crime fiction in recent times. I’m not sure why, honestly. Every time I finish one of these novels filled with …

You’re overselling your novel just a little too much when you name it The Plot. It’s like calling a racehorse The Winner. Or a burger joint The Burger. Sure, it sells it and tells you exactly what it’s about, but you have to expect that the plot in The Plot …

I’ve somehow gone my entire life without reading an Elmore Leonard novel. Sure, I’ve seen the multitude of his books and stories that have been adapted for film and TV, but I’ve never sat down and read his prose. Which is weird, considering that the mix of all that makes …

Yessir, this one sat in the queue for quite a while. In retrospect, I’m not certain why. Maybe it’s the intimidation factor of reading a Pulitzer Prizer-winning novel. Looking back, this would make the seventeenth or so winner for fiction I’ve read, so it’s not as if it’s a foreign …

Podcast Reviews

I guess this is what you’d call low stakes in the true crime game. Nobody is dead, there’s no like CSI evidence and, ultimately, the bad guy is one of …

I was a fan of Reply All. And was in the middle of my glory with it when “The Test …

Psychogenic illness is fascinating. Mass psychogenic illness is even more interesting. Such was the case in Leroy, NY when a whole group …

I am a child of the 90s. Okay, I’m a young adult of the 90s. Which makes me perfectly situated …

Booze & Grub: NYC

Expectations are a bitch. Not that I knew exactly what to expect from the red-headed fat dude with the ponytail who loves to serve organ meat and weird sea creatures …

Apparently this joint has been around for a really long time. Its Home Depot, rote Irish pub decor is an …

This is the eatery to which every manager brings their new employee on their first day. You know the place. …

Old school is both a good and bad thing when it comes to food. There are old school places that …

With Midtown East now littered with more Halal carts than roaches, the trick is finding the decent ones among the …

Woof! This place serves a wide array of American food, with absolutely no horsemeat or other fillers. If you’re lazy …

Booze & Grub: NJ

If you’ve ever been to a bagel joint in New Jersey, you kind of know what you’re in for. It’s not a… mellow experience. In fact, for the uninitiated, it …

This joint has had more names than Kodak Black. That’s a deep cut reference, but suffice it to say, this …

I’m not certain what this space was originally supposed to be. I remember ordering a slice in it in some …

There is a college in Montclair. Not surprisingly, it’s called Montclair State. And like any college, it’s filled with kids …

You’d think it would be easier to find decent pizza in New Jersey. I mean, I know it exists and …

I’ve honestly not had a lot of poké in my life. I can probably count the times on… Well, prior …

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