TV Reviews

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Cobra Kai

Cobra Kai: Seasons 1 & 2

I own an All Valley Karate Championship t-shirt. It's probably my only t-shirt that references some old piece of media. But, to be fair, I also spent the first ten years...
Dead to Me

Dead to Me: Seasons 1 & 2

This is one of those shows that sat in my Netflix queue through the entirety of season one. Despite the fact I continued to hear people tout the virtues of Dead to Me...
Brave New World

Brave New World: Season 1

How do you take one of the most famous dystopian sci-fi novels of all time and turn it into softcore porn? Well, the creators of the new series. Brave New World, have...
Love Life Season 1

Love Life: Season 1

I liked it better when Love Life was called High Fidelity. Seriously, there is so little space between this young-love-in-the-city tale and, especially the new female...
Perry Mason Season 1

Perry Mason: Season 1

So why, I ask, must this be Perry Mason? Who, besides maybe some octogenarians, have any allegiance to a series that debuted in 1957 and ran for about nine years? I mean...
Hanna Seasons 1 & 2

Hanna: Seasons 1 & 2

This is a thing now. Making television series out of movies. I suppose it's actually been a thing for a while, but in a time when everyone is afraid of pitching anything...
Terriers

Terriers

Man, do I love to watch shows ten years after they went off the air. Shows that got canceled after one season. Shows that a grand total of 14 people probably watched on...
A.P. Bio

A.P. Bio: Seasons 1 & 2

Things are getting desperate. In the time of COVID I'm reaching for canceled NBC sitcoms like A.P. Bio so I don't have to watch another series about child murder, rape or...
Dark Season 3

Dark: Season 3

Look, man, I know this is a tough sell. But I swear to you that if you just put down the phone, brush up on your conversational German and give yourself up to the world...
Castle Rock

Castle Rock: Seasons 1 & 2

It's as if I've gone out of my way to watch every single Stephen King thing ever broadcast. Even the weirdo extended Kingverse things like Castle Rock. Weird because the...
The Morning Show

The Morning Show: Season 1

This show — boringly named The Morning Show — is inarguably the flagship franchise of the fledgling Apple TV+ service. And it's a big-ass swing. You literally take the...
Top Chef All Stars LA

Top Chef: All-Stars L.A.

Look, if you've seen one Top Chef, you've pretty much seen all Top Chefs. This is actually season 17 of the show, so they've essentially been to every "food" town and...
Solar Opposites

Solar Opposites: Season 1

Look, I've never done cocaine. I know, I know. Lame! But from what little I do know about the drug (mostly from crime films and Harry Ellis in Die Hard), it seems to me...
Run: Season 1

Run: Season 1

This show is hot garbage. There is no other way to describe it. Just when I thought I couldn't be more disappointed with its admittedly intriguing premise, I felt more...