New Jin Lin September 24, 2024Who doesn’t love a cheap Chinese joint? Even when that Chinese joint isn’t really that cheap. At least...
Fogo de Chão Brazilian Steakhouse – Wayne September 19, 2024Yessir, I will take more meat. That’s really the only vaguely inappropriate phrase you’ll need to know at...
Efi’s Gyro September 14, 2024Hipster Jr. had a friend when he was in daycare named Efi. I’m not sure it was spelled...
Aki Japanese Cuisine September 2, 2024There is something about eating sushi in an aging restaurant next to the Garden State Parkway the feels...
Bitol Mexican Handcrafted Cantina August 30, 2024Once upon a time this was our local Chinese restaurant. It was called Seasons, which is a name...
Proven Poke Co. August 20, 2024Ah, the great poké wars of 2024. Not to be confused with the great handled frozen yogurt conflict...
Huck Finn Diner August 6, 2024Diners are funny things. They didn’t exist where I grew up. Sure, we had coffee shops. And pie...
Only Poké August 1, 2024I’ve honestly not had a lot of poké in my life. I can probably count the times on…...
Sukhumvit Thai Eatery July 29, 2024Back when The Hipsters lived in NYC we ate a ton of Thai food. There was a joint...
NJ Booze & Grub Graveyard: Gone Before Their Time July 21, 2024I’ve been to a lot more joints than I’ve reviewed. A ton predate the Internet, so they are...
Smashburger – Glen Ridge July 21, 2024This joint has had about 27 lives in its time on this Earth. It started strong years back....
Mercado July 5, 2024I think this is what they call cafeteria chic. A kind of fast casual type thing where you...
Enzo Pizzeria and Restaurant July 3, 2024You’d think it would be easier to find decent pizza in New Jersey. I mean, I know it...
Whippany Diner June 24, 2024Usually there’s not a whole lot to say about a diner. But this place is comically bad. Go...
Porta – Montclair June 19, 2024I think this joint was a comedy club at some juncture. I also vaguely recall a glitzy party...
The Shannon Rose – Clifton June 12, 2024As a man who has been to Ireland no less then two times, I can tell you that...
CARS: Sandwiches & Shakes – Montclair June 9, 2024Stoners rejoice! For you have found your home. Now, with weed legal in New Jersey, I imagine CARS...
Kura Revolving Sushi Bar – Fort Lee May 21, 2024Let’s get this straight: this is a gimmick. If you’re looking to eat “good” sushi, a restaurant where...