Argylle July 14, 2024Alright, man, what are we doing here? We’ve moved on from the old infinite monkey theorem because we...
Drive-Away Dolls July 3, 2024Look, I know Drive-Away Dolls is not for me. I mean I know that now. So anything and...
Hit Man June 19, 2024Honestly, what are we doing here? People actually liked this movie? I’m starting to think my brain is...
American Fiction June 15, 2024I’m wondering if the people who do coverage for scripts ever get sick of reading shit about writers?...
Dream Scenario May 15, 2024Is it just me or has Nicolas Cage made like 4,852 movie in the last five years? I...
The Double April 28, 2024What an absolutely bizarre film this is. Luckily Bizarre is my middle name: Mr. Bizarre Hipster. Based on...
Anatomy of a Fall April 1, 2024I’m not sure how monumentally good Anatomy of a Fall is, ultimately. But for whatever reason it stuck...
Dumb Money March 24, 2024With so many choices in this world, why on Earth would I watch a movie about the GameStop...
No Hard Feelings March 10, 2024I’m honestly not sure who was asking for a goofy sex comedy in 2023. Well, according to what...
Past Lives February 27, 2024I thought this shit had time travel. Or ghosts. I mean we have a film called Past Lives,...
The Holdovers February 16, 2024It’s clear Alexander Payne was going for something here. Meaning that the context of The Holdovers is referentially...
Beau Is Afraid January 31, 2024Ho boy. I really planned poorly for this film. Despite the fact it’s one I’d wanted to see...
Leave the World Behind January 17, 2024If you’ve seen Mr. Robot, this movie shouldn’t feel that weird to you. If you haven’t seen that...
May December January 14, 2024Most of us remember Mary Kay Letourneau. She of the why the heck is this attractive 34-year-old teacher...
Saltburn January 7, 2024I liked it better when it was called The Talented Mr. Ripley. Seriously, if you’re going to pay...
Fingernails January 1, 2024Technology and love. Or technology versus love. This is a theme that has permeated media in the last...
The Killer December 20, 2023Am I the only find who finds it odd that there’s a David Fincher movie that premiered on...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem November 25, 2023I have absolutely no connection to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I was too old when it became a...