Green Cafe November 16, 2010The turkey and brie sandwich is a staple of just about every midtown lunchateria. It’s usually presented on...
Printon 56 July 19, 2010I can’t even count the number of times I’ve stood before a glass case at one of these...
Bistro Cafe January 22, 2010[CLOSED] To call this place a cafe is a bit of a stretch. It is in fact just...
City Market Cafe (Midtown East) September 20, 2009[CLOSED] This is the first joint I went to after moving to my new work digs at 55th...
Amici 36 January 11, 2009[CLOSED] Another one of those gigantic, meandering midtown lunch joints with every imaginable kind of food under glass....
Téleon Café July 12, 2008[CLOSED] Directly across the street from The New York Times building, Teleon definitely serves its share of commie...
Guy & Gallard (Times Square) May 3, 2008[CLOSED] This place just sounds like a giant gay wedding. Guy, do you take Gallard to be your...
Zest December 7, 2007[CLOSED] Sometimes I order things that taste better than they sound on paper. Ordering the lemon chicken sandwich...
Village 38 November 28, 2007[CLOSED] I’ll have the napalm panini, please. Oh, sorry, that’ Village 26. Perhaps I’ll take the John McCain...
Cucina Gourmet October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Is the word “cocina” Italian or Spanish? Sure, go ahead and make fun of my terrible ignorance,...
City Market Cafe (Rock Center) June 24, 2007[CLOSED] Woohoo, unlimited toppings! It’s like a goddamn TCBY. Sorry, I was just checking out the lovely photo...
Global Kitchen June 24, 2007If I owned this joint, I’d call it Bitchin’ Kitchen! That might turn people off, and belie my...
Dishes (Midtown East II) March 7, 2007I don’t know much about women’s shoes. Ok, I’ll go out on a limb and say I know...
Food Merchants (Rock Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Sad and vaguely dirty, this joint is less like a restaurant and more like a bomb shelter...
Tuscan Square May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Sandwiches as long as a baby’s arm–and almost as tasty. But like all baby-arm eaters, you’re gonna...
Café Metro (Rock Center) May 15, 2006[CLOSED] If they had an admiral’s club at lunch places, I would totally be chillin’ right now with...
Café Metro (Midtown West) May 15, 2006It’s like a Café Metro on steroids. It has a large outdoor space that is like right there...
Digby’s Cafe May 15, 2006[CLOSED] For some reason this joint reminds me of that weird, bi-polar mind-child cartoon, Ziggy. That or the...