Movies

Enjoy the rantings as Mr. Hipster proves he slept through his film criticism courses in college.

The Lobster 3.5

The Lobster

Look, I knew The Lobster was going to be a weird hang. I knew it the second I saw that crumb catcher gracing the upper…

Digging for Fire 1.5

Digging for Fire

Digging for Fire is apparently part of this whole mumblecore genre. A genre I thought I was okay with. Not thrilled with, but okay…

Steve Jobs 3

Steve Jobs

Am I a bad person for kind of liking this movie? Me, the person who constantly rails against biopics in all their forms? Even…

Snowden 3.5

Snowden

I have to admit that I knew fuck-all about Edward Snowden before heading into this movie. I mean, I’d seen the dude on the…

Straight Outta Compton 3.5

Straight Outta Compton

I’m not sure why my name isn’t on the masthead of Straight Outta Compton. I mean, I grew up a mere 20 miles from the…

Big Eyes 1.5

Big Eyes

I feel like I was a Tim Burton apologist for years. Well, not an apologist per se, but a fan, I guess. I mean,…

Soaked In Bleach 2.5

Soaked in Bleach

Kurt Cobain took up a pretty large spot in my life as a young adult. Like many others, he spoke for that side of me…

While We're Young 3

While We’re Young

There are always claims that so-and-so is the “voice of a generation.” It spans media, from film writers and directors to singer-songwriters to politicians….

The Martian 3

The Martian

Ms. Hipster read this book. She liked it to some extent, but remarked at how detailed and relatively dry it was. You know, lots…

Under the Skin 3.5

Under the Skin

There are movies and then there are films that stay with you for days after you finish watching them. Sometimes it’s because the thing…

Jurassic World 2

Jurassic World

Yes, I saw this on the small screen. And, no, it wasn’t the lack of 3-D and IMAX and all the other bells and…

Jobs 1.5

Jobs

No, this isn’t THAT Steve Jobs movie. This is the other one with the dude from Dude, Where’s My Car? Yeah, that guy. And…

Whiplash 2.5

Whiplash

Let me start by saying that I resisted seeing this movie for quite a while. Despite all the awards and praise and the 1001…

Ex Machina 3.5

Ex Machina

Give me more fucking robots! That was my war cry before putting this DVD in the tray. Give me more DVDs! That was the…

Edge of Tomorrow

Edge of Tomorrow

Rating:  There is something inherently amazing about Tom Cruise. He’s the most insecure cocky guy on the face of the planet. At least that’s…

Wish I Was Here

Wish I Was Here

Rating:  This is a movie that feels eerily similar to Garden State. I’m not sure why… Oh, wait, I totally know why! It’s a…

Intersteller

Interstellar

Rating:  For a very large film, this thing felt remarkably small. Maybe it’s the silence of space or the oddly myopic view of the…

Trance

Trance

Rating:  This movie is such an amazingly over-engineered pile of crap, it’s shocking that Danny Boyle didn’t Alan Smithee the shit out of it. Like…

The One I Love

The One I Love

Rating:  First we start with this amazingly creepy poster. I mean, Duplass looks like a serial killer and Moss looks like some awful painting…

Neighbors

Neighbors

Rating:  There are a lot of dicks in this movie. Like a TON of dicks. Big dicks. Little dicks. Short dicks. Long dicks. Dick,…

Melancholia

Melancholia

Rating:  I’ve somehow gone my entire life without seeing a Lars von Trier film. And, honestly, I felt as though I could have gone…

Zodiac

Zodiac

Rating:  This one has been on my list for quite a while now, but for some reason it has eluded me while other complete…