The Sixth Ward November 23, 2010[CLOSED] This, it turned out, was one of those time-killing situations that present themselves when the second of...
Oliver’s Bar and Grill October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Somehow they’ve taken the space that was the dreadful Barney Mac’s and super-sucked it. I mean I...
Channel 4 June 20, 2006[CLOSED] An unfortunate affiliation considering NBC’s ratings nosedive. It seems like this bar has really taken it hard,...
North Square Lounge May 15, 2006“I don’t see color; I’m a social scientist.” True words spoken by a pretentious little prick sitting next...
Dublin 6 September 26, 2005[CLOSED] So, I’ve actually been to Dublin, and let me tell you: this place ain’t no Dublin. Dublin...
Spill September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The only thing this place succeeded in doing was making me want to ”spill” my dinner all...
Hunters February 5, 2004[CLOSED] We can only assume this joint is supposed to resemble a hunting lodge or something, but instead...
Judge Roy Bean April 1, 2003[Note: This version of JRB closed, but it still exists at this location, but as a way classier-looking...
Barney Mac’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] became: Oliver’s Bar and Grill Not to be confused with Original King of Comedy, Bernie Mac, this...
Al’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] An actual conversation with a bouncer at Al’s: Me: “So, do you guys get all the games...
Route 85a Bar June 9, 2002[CLOSED] There ain’t no party like an East Village basement party cuz the East Village basement party don’t...
Dublin House August 4, 2001What would be an appropriate title for this pub if we were to make it into a movie?...
XR Bar August 4, 2001[CLOSED] What’s going on here? Good question. We’re not sure the proprietors of XR Bar know either. What’s...
Copper Lounge August 4, 2001[CLOSED] A mighty roar went up on the UES when Sweet Melissa’s closed its doors. OK, we did...
Burp Castle August 4, 2001This is hands down the worst name for a bar in all the history of bars. Although the...
Jameson’s February 26, 2000[CLOSED] You don’t get any more Irish than this place. Complete with potato-faced waitresses, a bartender that looks...
Ryan’s Daughter February 26, 2000Hmmm, boring. Once a yuppie mecca, this place actually had the nerve to demand patrons produce I.D. proving...
Milady’s Restaurant February 26, 2000[CLOSED] Calling this place a restaurant is really pushing it. More like “a friend’s basement in Jersey disguised...