Diesel & Duke – Montclair January 30, 2023[CLOSED at this location] I truly hate Duke. The university, not the burger joint. But I won’t hold...
Ted’s Montana Grill – New York August 28, 2021I saw Ted Turner once. I’d say it was around 2001. I worked for Random House, which was...
Five Guys – 7th Ave. March 1, 2020Five Guys never seem to be clean. Maybe it’s the white tile motif or the fact they don’t...
J.G. Melon – Greenwich Village August 5, 2015[CLOSED at this location] I was last at a J.G. Melon — obviously the original Upper East Side...
The Happiest Hour July 6, 2015It’s not enough that I walk into work every day and feel goddamn ancient. Then I have to...
Clarke’s Standard – Midtown May 28, 2015[CLOSED] Formerly the location of goodburger, P.J. Clarke’s decided to go into the same business and open an...
Bareburger (Chelsea) October 12, 2013[CLOSED at this location] When someone suggested Bareburger as a good place to score a burger, I had...
Corner Bistro January 18, 2011I came here on a bright sunny day in the summer, waiting to meet a group of guys...
HB Burger August 16, 2010[CLOSED] I believe this used to be called Spanky’s and had this cartoon pig dude that anyone would...
Burger Heaven – 54th & Madison August 7, 2010[CLOSED] I recall eating a takeout burger from Burger Heaven way back in ’95 when I moved to...
Pop Burger (East) July 28, 2010[CLOSED] Is it a bar or a club or a burger joint or something of a Frankensteined mish-mash...
goodburger (Midtown East) September 18, 2009[CLOSED] Became: Clarke’s Standard There is a breed of burger out there that can only be described as the NYC...
Schnipper’s April 2, 2009It’s interesting to me that they would open a burger joint in the New York Times building. That...
Better Burger (Midtown West) March 14, 2008[CLOSED] I actually ate three members of the animal kingdom at this Better Burger, and none of them...
Burgers & Cupcakes November 28, 2007[CLOSED] I am a turkey burger fanatic. It’s time I come clean and admit it to myself and...
Better Burger (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I don’t know if they’re necessarily “better.” Unique, maybe. Compact, certainly. I mean they’re better than a...
Soup Burg – Madison Ave. January 20, 2005[CLOSED] Grease is the word–is the word–is the word. It’s hot, smooth, and it’s steaming. All horrendous Frankie...
Burger Joint February 5, 2004Talk about oddball, this is one of The Survey’s top entries. Tucked away behind a curtain in the...
