Television Reviews

Man, those Mormons were evil. Certainly not the besuited young blonde boys who show up to your door asking you if you’ve heard the good news. Or however that goes. Nope, they are murdering pieces of shit, for real. Set …

It was good, if even for a short time, to have an HBO Sunday night show back in our lives. One that was on par with the early days of a True Detective. Known stars, some lesser known stars and some stars in the making acting their nards off. Prestige …

To call this a sequel to The Office isn’t really a thing. Sure, the format is similar, what with the film crew kinda-sorta filming a documentary at a small American company. The adapter of the American version of the show, Greg Daniels, is the creator of The Paper. And the …

There has been a true spate of these damaged-rich-people-in-trouble series over the past several years. It all seemingly started with Big Little Lies and went on from there. This is the first of that genre to not star Nicole Kidman. Subbing in our other ginger-adjacent queen, Julianne Moore, in the …

Album Reviews

This album feels like the most obvious successor to The Breeders since… well, since The Breeders. Who, frankly, don’t really sound how I recall them sounding when revisiting — or, really, …

What even is alt-country these days? It seems it’s just indie rock with some twang. Much in the same way …

Ok, my musical tastes in 1989 were admittedly a little sus. I would buy anything even vaguely funk rock. Funk …

The nice thing about an Aesop Rock album is that you know what you’re gonna get. The man is not, …

Movie Reviews

There was something that captured my attention when I saw the trailer for this film. It reminded me of a time back before everything was commoditized and market tested and even professionally weird like a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. It felt …

This had the real feel of a COVID movie. That insular, all-in-one-set kind of slow boil that relies heavily on on-screen overlays and small-tech plot drivers. And employs a small cast that really focuses on one character and their point of view. Like that Ice Cube War of the Worlds …

This is a deeply odd movie. Almost a Name That Tune challenge that said, “I see you A Quiet Place and I can tell that story in two words!” Because that is literally all you get in this film. I get it. I do. But at some juncture you watch …

Here we are again in the Fassbenderverse. I seem to be spending a lot of time in it lately. Both coincidently and not. Thing is, I don’t actually enjoy his acting that much. The weird quiet calm he brings to roles that makes him feel almost generic in his often …

Book Reviews

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the world is burning pile of garbage. It’s not even relegated to one area or continent; it’s every corner of the Earth. But the longest and most intractable fire seems to be the …

This was a good book. I don’t say that often enough. And because of that I feel like a bad consumer of literature. I mean, I used to enjoy reading. I did it a lot. As the years have progressed, though, I’ve sloughed off that part of my brain. Mostly …

The first bit of this novel felt good. After years of generally disliking or being just okay with books, I felt that good ol’ stirring in my soul that great writing and a story can elicit. Not in a modern way, either. No, in the way I received The Great …

Look at me dipping into genre fiction! But, really, I’ve been doing it for years. I’ve just been intrigued by crime fiction in recent times. I’m not sure why, honestly. Every time I finish one of these novels filled with violence and tough guys I feel like perhaps I’m too …

Podcast Reviews

The Reply All split is an interesting study in the symbiotic relationship that makes for engaging dynamics. After that pod’s demise, host P. J. Vogt went on to create Search Engine, …

I guess this is what you’d call low stakes in the true crime game. Nobody is dead, there’s no like …

I was a fan of Reply All. And was in the middle of my glory with it when “The Test …

Psychogenic illness is fascinating. Mass psychogenic illness is even more interesting. Such was the case in Leroy, NY when a whole group …

Booze & Grub: NYC

What lurks in the dark, decaying recesses of Rudy’s? Well, besides the creepy customers and discarded, free hot dogs, we may never know. I have on more than several occasions …

The name makes it sound like there are a bunch of blue-haired yentas hanging out in this joint. Apparently my …

I feel like this is at least the second wine bar I’ve reviewed in the past couple months. And that, …

Hide the babies, lock up the women and get your daughters to a nunnery or something, I’m gonna drop the …

Pizza: there’s no better food in the world when you’re in a complete stupor. I’m talking less about the drunken …

Hey, Johnny, do you like spicy pizza? Yes, spicy. Because that’s exactly what you’ll get at Two Boots. Which, as …

Booze & Grub: NJ

Hipster Jr. had a friend when he was in daycare named Efi. I’m not sure it was spelled this way. And he was a boy. An orthodox boy. Whereas this …

I’m not certain what this space was originally supposed to be. I remember ordering a slice in it in some …

We first experienced Pineapple Express as a pop-up during a block party of sorts in Montclair. As a pop-up, its …

There is something in American cuisine that used to be called a bar and grill. Or maybe a bar & …

There have been more Indian restaurants in Montclair and Bloomfield than one could possibly imagine. They’ve opened and closed and …

There is something about eating sushi in an aging restaurant next to the Garden State Parkway the feels a bit …

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