Television Reviews

I will go out on a limb and say that this was a pretty bad season of an increasingly mediocre show. More so, it hasn’t been a good show in quite a while. I’m not exactly when and where The …

There is so much about this show that had Mr. Hipster written all over it. It’s not The Leftovers, but there are definitely elements that feel like The Leftovers. But I guess instead of two percent of the world up and vanishing, like 99.99% of the people kind-of, sort-of vanish. …

I can’t possibly review every show I watch. I have a job. And a little bit of self respect. So rather than sit there looking at the the overwhelming list of shows I watched in 2025 that I never reviewed, I’ll just put them all (or mostly) here. Because, as you’ve probably figured …

I must admit that I went into this one reluctantly. I’m generally not a huge fan of biographical or historical dramas. Especially American ones. As I find American writers get stuck in the whole conundrum where they want things to feel authentic, but also feel like they need the anachronistic …

Album Reviews

This is where my lack of music history knowledge fails me. And my “I don’t know, I just like it” takes over. Do I have an inkling that this Spiritual …

I feel like a bit of a poser reviewing yet another Militarie Gun album. After all, this is music for …

The Internet tells me these guys started off as a Strokes cover band. I can appreciate that. Which is kind …

This album feels like the most obvious successor to The Breeders since… well, since The Breeders. Who, frankly, don’t really …

Movie Reviews

Seems I’ve really dipped into the bargain bin at this point. Omni Loop apparently made $40,000 at the box office. I suppose, as far as sci-fi movies go, this probably didn’t cost very much, but I also imagine that return …

I can’t pretend that I wasn’t a little confused by this film right out of the gate. Both intellectually and emotionally. I know in theory it’s based on Thomas Pynchon’s novel Vineland. A book I actually read many, many years ago. But, like most written media, I have very little …

I’m not really sure what happened to this film. I feel like its director, Ari Aster, was on some sort of meteoric rise before its release and then it just kind of came and went. Despite the cast involving probably the two highest-profile actors in Hollywood at the time in …

There seemed to be a glut of these film noir adjacent films in the early nineties. Lots of corrupt cops, voiceovers, femme fatales, bags of cash, murder and mayhem. Romeo is Bleeding reads very particularly 1993 in this regard. I saw it in the theater and recall being very excited …

Book Reviews

I’m not certain I’m quite nerdy enough for some books. I’d count The Future in their ranks. Not that I can’t get down with the tech and sci-fi in this novel, but there enough tech and sci-fi that anyone without …

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the world is burning pile of garbage. It’s not even relegated to one area or continent; it’s every corner of the Earth. But the longest and most intractable fire seems to be the Middle East. More pointedly Israel and Palestine. Granted, 2025 has …

This was a good book. I don’t say that often enough. And because of that I feel like a bad consumer of literature. I mean, I used to enjoy reading. I did it a lot. As the years have progressed, though, I’ve sloughed off that part of my brain. Mostly …

The first bit of this novel felt good. After years of generally disliking or being just okay with books, I felt that good ol’ stirring in my soul that great writing and a story can elicit. Not in a modern way, either. No, in the way I received The Great …

Podcast Reviews

The Reply All split is an interesting study in the symbiotic relationship that makes for engaging dynamics. After that pod’s demise, host P. J. Vogt went on to create Search Engine, …

I guess this is what you’d call low stakes in the true crime game. Nobody is dead, there’s no like …

I was a fan of Reply All. And was in the middle of my glory with it when “The Test …

Psychogenic illness is fascinating. Mass psychogenic illness is even more interesting. Such was the case in Leroy, NY when a whole group …

Booze & Grub: NYC

Here, once again, is a restaurant at which I didn’t eat a thing. I just kind of sat back with a beer and soaked in the gay. It’s not as …

Excuse me, sir, this is a Wendy’s. No, in fact it is not. A Wendy’s would presumably have some sort …

Doughy and not in any way refined, the pizza at what amounts to a corner stand a stone’s throw from …

A decent size bar, rows of long tables and reasonably priced pitchers of beer spells lots of drunk idiots. While …

Nothing says “premium” like a tiny, not-so-clean-looking storefront on Sixth Ave. There is probably more urine per square inch on …

Joe’s and sobriety. Sobriety and Joe’s. No matter which way I write it, it just doesn’t work together. But you …

Booze & Grub: NJ

Ah’ Pizz is actually a long-standing eatery in Montclair (opened 2010) considering the ups and downs of the neighborhood culinary adventures. It seems even the hottest restaurants go under. But …

From the ashes of Royal Bagel & Deli comes… a place that clearly got some really big bagel ovens on …

The hope is that Bloomfield Ave. in Montclair will eventually be filled with restaurants opened by former Manhattan chefs. With …

You’d think it would be easier to find decent pizza in New Jersey. I mean, I know it exists and …

I have to believe Antika Grill is the only restaurant in the area that has its own bong store. Oh, …

If ever there was a local watering hole, Tierney’s would be it. The bar that every band in town — …

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