Television Reviews

This was definitely a lull decision. Honestly, I knew nothing about The Tourist and had read nothing about it before diving into this two-season streamer. Though I’d seen star, Jamie Dornan, in a flawed, but interesting film, Synchronic, and have …

I’m not really big on swords and shit. I mean, I’ve watched all the Game of Thrones shows so far, but it’s not generally my genre. The whole fantasy thing. And, sure, I’ve enjoyed most of Game of Thrones, but the seriousness and weirdly similarly-named kings and princes and whatnot …

I’m pretty sure this isn’t how any of this works. Sure it was 1977. And it was the Soviet Union. But is there not formal training for CIA agents? Both then and now? Well, that is a logic hump you’re going to have to clear to believe what happens in …

Is it weird that I watch a show based on a video game I’ve never played? I mean, I played The Last of Us before watching that show and enjoyed it quite a bit. Both the game and the TV program. Well, I’m here to say that it’s totally fine …

Album Reviews

There’s something weirdly recognizable about Australian indie rock music. There’s an exuberance and sunny pop sensibility that seemingly matches the attitude of that island nation. Continent? Geography was never my …

I do enjoy when old men continue to make propulsive indie rock music despite both the genre and their testosterone …

First, I agree that hell is an airport. Second, I don’t love the name of this band — despite it being …

This is where my lack of music history knowledge fails me. And my “I don’t know, I just like it” …

Movie Reviews

I’m not sure this really qualifies as sci-fi, honestly. Since, you know, it’s really more about ghosts than it is about the scientific function that lets people see them. Or maybe it’s not. It’s really a romantic drama road film. …

There is something distinctly throw-back about Things Will be Different. If you consider the 90s to be “back.” A clearly independent film that uses sci-fi as its base, but doesn’t feel the need to really explain the science, nor really show it. Some of it is due to budgetary restraints …

It’s a little odd how prolific Yorgos Lanthimos has been over the past few years. His head must be so filled with fuckery that he just has to get it out there. Granted, Bugonia is actually an adaptation of a Korean film, Save the Green Planet!, and the screenplay wasn’t …

Ironically, a movie about a man with amnesia left very little impression on me. To the point I kind of forgot the thing five minutes after it ended. The etherial and dreamy quality of a POV from a dude with a serious head injury makes for a surreal experience that …

Book Reviews

I will admit that my book stamina sometimes wanes. I will open a book, start my reading and then fall off. Sometimes it’s just a matter of timing. Other times I’m just not motivated to continue with novels that feel …

I’m not certain I’m quite nerdy enough for some books. I’d count The Future in their ranks. Not that I can’t get down with the tech and sci-fi in this novel, but there enough tech and sci-fi that anyone without at least a base of that stuff in their lives …

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the world is burning pile of garbage. It’s not even relegated to one area or continent; it’s every corner of the Earth. But the longest and most intractable fire seems to be the Middle East. More pointedly Israel and Palestine. Granted, 2025 has …

This was a good book. I don’t say that often enough. And because of that I feel like a bad consumer of literature. I mean, I used to enjoy reading. I did it a lot. As the years have progressed, though, I’ve sloughed off that part of my brain. Mostly …

Podcast Reviews

The Reply All split is an interesting study in the symbiotic relationship that makes for engaging dynamics. After that pod’s demise, host P. J. Vogt went on to create Search Engine, …

I guess this is what you’d call low stakes in the true crime game. Nobody is dead, there’s no like …

I was a fan of Reply All. And was in the middle of my glory with it when “The Test …

Psychogenic illness is fascinating. Mass psychogenic illness is even more interesting. Such was the case in Leroy, NY when a whole group …

Booze & Grub: NYC

For a bar/restaurant on the Upper West Side, Blondies is about as close to a dive as you might be able to get. But not like an intentional dive. You …

If you don’t like big, long, hot, wet things in your mouth, then this is not the place for you. …

I’ve had too many drunken diner experiences to count. I’ve recounted some of them here, but there’s always space for …

The Dutch is a joint that doesn’t try to be anything other than what it is. How’s that for a …

The morons in this place wouldn’t let us sit at a table without ordering food. The bar is the size …

Quality Meats is a confusing joint right off the bat. It feels subterranean, but it’s not really subterranean. Or is …

Booze & Grub: NJ

If you ever felt like you needed to eat ramen inside a comic book, Ani Ramen might be your thing. The lighting, the noise level, the high-contrast black-and-white paint and …

A modern-day diner. Mean, mean stride. Today’s Tom Sawyer. Mean, mean sides… of bacon and whatnot. Because what is a …

There is something about eating sushi in an aging restaurant next to the Garden State Parkway the feels a bit …

This place is not only an institution, it kinda looks like one. If that institution was a bizarro 1970’s time …

There is nothing like mall Chinese food. You have your Panda Express and something with the word ‘Wok’ in it… …

I’m not sure what circumstances brought us this low. I believe it was after a very late doctor’s appointment at …

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