The Press Box Restaurant & Pub August 3, 2021[CLOSED] I’m not certain it’s a fair assessment, but it’s a realistic one: The Press Box has at...
Natureworks – Midtown May 6, 2021[CLOSED] I grew up in California literally eating wheat germ and carob. We used to go to those...
The National Bar & Dining Rooms April 10, 2021[INDEFINITELY CLOSED] Frankly, I’m not certain what the dining rooms part of The National Bar & Dining Rooms...
Hillstone – Midtown March 5, 2021[CLOSED] This is just a Houston’s. Come at me, bro. You, bro. And you, bro. All you bros...
Connolly’s Pub & Restaurant – 5th Ave. February 12, 2021[CLOSED] So, I’m starting off on a weird foot here. Apparently there are up to three of these...
Black Door November 9, 2020[CLOSED] Sedate and lovely. So go the adjectives related to Black Door. More specifically, Black Door’s private party...
Copper Johns Pub and Kitchen May 28, 2020[CLOSED] Ah, the ubiquitous Irish pub / sports bar in Midtown Manhattan. Places that serve domestic beer, Guinness...
The Central Bar May 4, 2020[CLOSED] A generic bar name for a generic sports bar. Seems fitting. Because someone actually sat around thinking...
Browns Bagels February 5, 2020[CLOSED] Don’t toast your fucking NY bagels. It’s a travesty. The only acceptable toasting of bagels is if...
Ramen Lab December 9, 2019[CLOSED] I am ashamed that I’ve eaten very little in the way of ramen. My first experience was...
Uncle Boons November 8, 2019[CLOSED] This place is bonkers and bananas and also bonkers. Or b ‘n’ b ‘n’ b for short....
Fedora August 17, 2019[CLOSED] There was a time in the early nineties when every white guy on earth thought he could...
Anchor Bar – New York City July 13, 2019[CLOSED] Anchor Bar is supposedly the home of the original Buffalo wing. This bar is obviously not in...
Boulton & Watt May 31, 2019[CLOSED] The last time I was in this space it was an awful mish-mash sports dive bar called...
Omakasa – Midtown West March 3, 2019[CLOSED] There’s nothing like taking a real word and bastardizing it to name your business. In this case...
Hudson Station December 30, 2018[CLOSED] You know that place you duck into when it’s raining really hard and there’s absolutely nothing else...
Spuyten Duyvil December 16, 2018[CLOSED] It’s like a party at your friend’s shitty borough apartment. Because it’s a bar in a shitty...
Drexler’s November 11, 2018[CLOSED] Fancy doesn’t usually fly in the East Village. Or maybe that’s my 1995 brain talking. But, as...
