I am a world traveler, which mainly means places one can get to by scooter.

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London Part Deux

So, where was I? Oh yeah, we went to England so we could throw shit at David Blaine. We brought some rotten tomatoes, a twelve pack of raw Sabrett hot dogs and ...
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So, we decided to take a trip across the pond. I stocked up on Snickers and gum, because everyone to a person warned me that the food in England is absolutely a...
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St. Thomas, USVI

Even hipsters have to take beach vacations every once in a while. As far as hip goes, though, St. Thomas is pretty much the most un-hip vacation one can take (b...
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Lake George, NY

Nothing says "vacation" like a trip to The Adirondacks--home to countless sleepy vacation villages that come alive with family trucksters and zinc-oxidized tour...
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Kennebunkport, Maine

Maine is a weird state. Dangling precariously into Canada and the frosty white caps of the North Atlantic, Maine somehow drags millions of tourists every year t...