Cuban Pete’s August 31, 2020Look, man, I don’t know if this joint is racist. I mean, I don’t know if the owner,...
Beyond Pita July 29, 2020Why so angry? Seriously. You run a customer-based service, yet you treat your customers as though they’re an...
Vanillamore June 13, 2020[CLOSED] Vanillamore is a funny place. It’s a restaurant that looks like a cafe whose namesake is essentially...
Fin Raw Bar and Kitchen April 24, 2020[CLOSED] We’ve come to Fin several times over the years. When it first opened. Once a couple years...
Casa Piquin April 7, 2020[CLOSED] There’s nothing like subterranean Mexican. And, no, that’s not like a Oaxacan or Yucatán thing. I mean...
Cheng Du 23 March 26, 2020There is nothing like mall Chinese food. You have your Panda Express and something with the word ‘Wok’...
The Crosby March 5, 2020[CLOSED] The first time we came to The Crosby was on a sunny Friday afternoon when it first...
Tacoria – Montclair February 15, 2020Bro tacos. Yes, that’s a thing. And this comes as close to that paradigm as possible. Including the...
Chatni Indian Restaurant January 26, 2020The history of Indian restaurants in Montclair is a bumpy one. They’ve come and gone. And then opened...
Samba January 16, 2020Samba may not be the biggest restaurant on Earth. In fact, it may be one of the smallest....
Just Jake’s December 30, 2019There is a college in Montclair. Not surprisingly, it’s called Montclair State. And like any college, it’s filled...
Ooka Sushi & Hibachi Lounge December 14, 2019There is no way this place wasn’t once a strip club. From its oddball parking lot placement to...
Kai Yang December 3, 2019I grew up eating a lot of Thai food. There was this place in Sherman Oaks, CA called...
Bareburger – Montclair November 21, 2019I first had Bareburger at their Chelsea location back in the day. Ms. Hipster and I were in...
Bloom November 10, 2019Bloom is a restaurant on Bloomfield Ave. Just in case you were wondering where they got the insanely...
Aozora October 25, 2019Yay, it’s sushi. The go-to takeout food for all of us “metropolitan” types. Because, you know, real Americans...
Zeugma October 11, 2019Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion. Now, Greek is the way we are feeling....
Fresco Da Franco September 26, 2019Church Street in Montclair is a lovely street. About as lovely as they come. But you always take...