Inside Llewyn Davis July 30, 2021The Coen Brothers are so good at making these subtle period pieces that have next-to-no plot, but somehow...
The Tomorrow War July 17, 2021I’m not sure serious Chris Pratt is our favorite Chris Pratt. Watching him as a competent, smart hero-type...
Synchronic June 26, 2021There are films that clearly spawned from a two-sentence pitch after which the creators looked at each other...
Accepted June 10, 2021I feel dumber after watching this movie. And, yes, Accepted is really, really fucking dumb. But I, as...
Tenet May 24, 2021There are so many things about Tenet that have Mr. Hipster written all over them. With eight films,...
Zack Snyder’s Justice League May 16, 2021Why in the name of all that is holy would I watch a four-hour superhero movie? In one...
Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal April 24, 2021I went to a private boys’ school in LA. We had actual water polo players that went to...
Everything Must Go April 1, 2021There is a certain feel to Raymond Carver short stories that are specifically him. It’s not a feeling...
The Endless March 18, 2021So apparently low budget sci-fi is now my thing. Even if this movie is less sci-fi and more...
The Little Things March 6, 2021This movie ended and immediately left my head. You say The Little Things and I say, is that...
Vivarium March 1, 2021There must be a name for the genre in which films like Vivarium sit. Movies that feel more...
Regression February 17, 2021On the surface you’d think Regression might be good. You look at the poster and you see the...
Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself February 9, 2021Magic. Not only is it awesome, it was the theme of my bar mitzvah. Ok, it’s kind of...
Prospect February 4, 2021I guess my new thing is indie sci-fi. Or, more so, random sci-fi that I’ve never heard of...
Red Rock West January 25, 2021There was a time in the early-to-mid nineties when this neo-noir thing was big. I mean, it’s always...
The Midnight Sky January 14, 2021Another in a long lone of bleak post-apocalyptic films, The Midnight Sky feels like a rumination on regret...
Wonder Woman 1984 January 9, 2021I think the person most excited for Wonder Woman 1984 was Hipster Jr. Despite being born exactly twenty...
The Crow January 3, 2021Man, people loved this goth stuff back in the day. This dark, rainy-night Nine Inch Nails shiz. Sexy...
