Hit Man June 19, 2024Honestly, what are we doing here? People actually liked this movie? I’m starting to think my brain is...
American Fiction June 15, 2024I’m wondering if the people who do coverage for scripts ever get sick of reading shit about writers?...
Dream Scenario May 15, 2024Is it just me or has Nicolas Cage made like 4,852 movie in the last five years? I...
Anatomy of a Fall April 1, 2024I’m not sure how monumentally good Anatomy of a Fall is, ultimately. But for whatever reason it stuck...
Dumb Money March 24, 2024With so many choices in this world, why on Earth would I watch a movie about the GameStop...
No Hard Feelings March 10, 2024I’m honestly not sure who was asking for a goofy sex comedy in 2023. Well, according to what...
Past Lives February 27, 2024I thought this shit had time travel. Or ghosts. I mean we have a film called Past Lives,...
The Dirty Nil: Free Rein to Passions February 24, 2024I was never a metal guy. As if that needed to be said. It just never became part...
The Holdovers February 16, 2024It’s clear Alexander Payne was going for something here. Meaning that the context of The Holdovers is referentially...
Bodies February 9, 2024I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as comic book logic. Sorry, graphic novel logic. But if...
Militarie Gun: Life Under The Gun February 3, 2024I’m no music composer, so maybe there’s a logical explanation for how a band who seems to only...
Beau Is Afraid January 31, 2024Ho boy. I really planned poorly for this film. Despite the fact it’s one I’d wanted to see...
Time Crisis January 26, 2024I’m certainly late to the Time Crisis game. But the thing about it is that even as a...
Hijack January 25, 2024There’s something about a show that can literally use a one-word verb as its title. One that summarizes...
Aesop Rock: Integrated Tech Solutions January 23, 2024The older I get the further I grow from hip-hop. But there are always dudes I will come...
Leave the World Behind January 17, 2024If you’ve seen Mr. Robot, this movie shouldn’t feel that weird to you. If you haven’t seen that...
TV Catch-Up: 2023 January 16, 2024I can’t possibly review every show I watch. I have a job. And a little bit of self respect....
May December January 14, 2024Most of us remember Mary Kay Letourneau. She of the why the heck is this attractive 34-year-old teacher...
