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Spider-Man: No Way Home January 30, 2022I’m honestly not certain anyone needs to read a review of yet another Spider-Man movie. Especially one written...
Tag November 13, 2018What else are airplanes for other than to watch stupid fucking movies? I mean, would I actually pay...
Blockers October 1, 2018This is a smart movie. Okay, it’s kind of a dumb fucking movie, but the concept of mashing...
Neighbors March 23, 2015There are a lot of dicks in this movie. Like a TON of dicks. Big dicks. Little dicks. Short dicks. Long dicks. Dick, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks. There's