When I heard Tim Burton was remaking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (or Willy Wonka as the case may be), I almost wet myself. One of my favorite childhood movies remade
Oh, Jesus. The second you see John Turturro in that Amish getup, you know this movie is gonna suck. Plus, we know Stephen King struck gold with Misery, but did anyone
Billy, do you like gay pirate movies? Have you ever worn a Versace headscarf, blacked out your teeth and swaggered around like Tony Blair high on Quaaludes and champagne
