Cocktail Courier March 21, 2023This was a very sweet gift from Ms. Hipster. And conceptually a decent idea. Though in practice, sending...
Mouth: Indie States of America Box February 14, 2023First, I’m not in love with the brand name Mouth. The word — if you say it any more...
ChomChom Roller February 12, 2023I grew up a dog person. I suppose that was mostly up to my parents, as I just...
Nerds Candy Corn October 20, 2022Do you want to make enemies? Buy them a bag of this absolute abomination. Happy Halloween, here are...
BREO BOX July 3, 2022I have to start by saying that BREO BOX is a pretty cool gift for any dude or...
Steelcase Amia Air March 1, 2022You’re working from home. I’m working from home. We’re all working from home. When this shit started a...
Ember Mug² August 24, 2021What kind of bougie fucker am I that I need a $100 “smart” mug? The kind that’s gifted...
Murray’s Cheese Cheesemonger’s Picks Cheese of the Month Club March 26, 2021It seems that one can never get enough cheese in one’s life. So says Ms. Hipster. And this...
Universal Yums February 5, 2021Those weirdos from the global community eat weird shit. That’s my take and I’m totally sticking with it....
Bissell Pet Hair Eraser Handheld Vacuum September 22, 2020We have a cat, ok? And, no, I’m not a cat person. I grew up with dogs. Cats...
Bean Box April 21, 2020Ms. Hipster was nice enough to buy a subscription for me to Bean Box. It’s a bean subscription...
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Blasted Shreds May 4, 2018If you just heard the name Blasted Shreds, wouldn’t you also think, “Bitchin’, they’ve finally made that cereal...
Pretzel M&Ms July 28, 2010I’ve admitted on multiple occasions that I’m a sucker for new products–usually of the edible kind. I think...
Dentyne Blast February 16, 2009Dentyne Blast Arctic Chill: It tastes more like if you made a paste with saccharine and one of...
Diet Coke with Splenda May 16, 2005It was some six or seven years ago when I made the switch from Coke to Diet Coke. That...
