Stone Rose Lounge
[CLOSED] I’m not usually a huge fan of Rande Gerber bars. I mean Whiskey Blue, the only other of his bars I’ve actually been to,…
Lincoln Square
Picholine
[CLOSED] It’s been months, and I’m just coming to after receiving my Picholine dinner bill. It was obviously my brain’s way of protecting myself from…
John’s Pizzeria Westside
[CLOSED] Again, exactly the same incredible pizza as the other John’s, but with that UWS feel. As is the case with everything else near the…
Jean-Georges
I’m honestly surprised Donald Trump would have anything classy in one of his buildings. I mean the man has like a gold toilet in his…
Harry’s Bar (Helmsley Park Lane Hotel)
I had one of those weird experiences at this joint that is both eerie and funny at the same time. Ms. Hipster surprised the King…
Cream
[CLOSED] Ah, the world of the velvet rope club. Don’t let us fool you; it’s not a world with which we are very familiar. Generally…
Café Botanica
[CLOSED] So, the folks are in town, eh? So, they decided to stay at a classy joint on The Park? Nice. Maybe they’ll have you…
A Voce
[CLOSED] Welcome to the most expensive food court in the known world. Otherwise known as the Time Warner Center. And while A Voce isn’t the…