Plastic Beer Signs

Sandy’s Place

Sandy’s Place

[CLOSED] It is not often that we are actually depressed by a bar, but Sandy’s disturbing mix of sagging, plastic Bud Light banners, worn, frat…

Kelly’s

Kelly’s

[CLOSED] My god, make the boredom stop! Something, anything. When people mention words like generic, derivative and horribly dull, Kelly’s immediately comes to mind. We…

Flight 1668

Flight 1668

[CLOSED] Not one of the patrons that sampled this flimsy establishment can figure out what the hell the name is all about. Apparently it has…

The Carriage House

The Carriage House

[CLOSED] Fun is a funny word. Actually, it’s not so much the word itself as the meaning behind it. It means so many different things…

Brady’s

Brady’s

This is hands down one of the homeliest bars in the entire city. What can only be described as a horrendous train wreck, Brady’s resembles…