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Stone Rose Lounge

I’m not usually a huge fan of Rande Gerber bars. I mean Whiskey Blue, the only other of his bars I’ve actually been to, seemed too trendy and overblown for ...
Nikki Beach

Nikki Beach Midtown

I spent all of about five minutes in this joint before a big work party to celebrate the MTV Awards, and can honestly say it turned my stomach. Even thinkin...
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Flûte Gramercy

I'm not quite sure we had the full Flute experience, but from what I saw, we had no business being in a place this classy. Okay, that's not necessarily true...
The Park

The Park

No, we didn't eat here. Honestly, spending enough time in this place to eat an entire meal seems like a soul-sucking event that we want nothing to do with. ...
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Balthazar

For all of us Francophobes out there, welcome to Balthazar, a taste of Paris without the stinky Seine, language barriers and hydrocephalic mimes. Modeled to loo...
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MercBar

It's always nice to be pleasantly surprised. We're not usually big on the SoHo lounge scene. Maybe it's because we still think short-sleeve polyester shirts...
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Bubble Lounge

Normally we don't like to hang out in classy places, but we'll make an exception for this "non-sneaker" establishment. Truth be told, we're not quite su...
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Brasserie

We weren't quite cool enough to go to this joint for dinner or drinks, but brunch provided us with a good sense of what this place might be like on a bustli...
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Chez Es Saada

Billy, you ever been in a Turkish prison? Well, we have -- and it's called Chez Es Saada. Luckily for us this prison serves Cosmopolitans, pricey food and is ...
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Fez

Although some reviewers couldn't distinguish between Monaco and Morocco, everybody loved this pillow strewn, opium den of a bar. The mosque-like architecture ...