Theme Restaurant

Texas Texas

Texas Texas

[CLOSED] There’s nothing like a little Southern flavor in the middle of every epileptic’s nightmare, Time Square. Assumedly constructed to draw in foreign tourists with…

Telephone Bar and Grill

Telephone Bar and Grill

[CLOSED] Theme restaurants are weird. You got your WWF joint and your ESPN Zone, which are just flat out tourist traps based on successful businesses. You…

Slaughtered Lamb

Slaughtered Lamb

Another useless theme restaurant gone horribly awry. Who told these people that death makes people hungry? Decorated in an English dungeon fashion, we assume they…

Jekyll and Hyde Pub

Jekyll and Hyde Pub

Ah, the dreaded theme restaurant. Nothing whets the appetite like being surrounded by Fonzi’s jacket, Gene Simmons’ codpiece or B.B. King’s gold nugget ring complete…

Hard Rock Cafe

Hard Rock Cafe

[CLOSED at this location] So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant… and we ran smack-dab into a cosmetologist convention. Did you ever notice…