Theme Restaurant

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Hard Rock Cafe

So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant... and we ran smack-dab into a cosmetologist convention. Did you ever notice that cosmetologists often have the s...
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Texas Texas

There's nothing like a little Southern flavor in the middle of every epileptic's nightmare, Time Square. Assumedly constructed to draw in foreign tourists w...
The Slaughtered Lamb

Slaughtered Lamb

Another useless theme restaurant gone horribly awry. Who told these people that death makes people hungry? Decorated in an English dungeon fashion, we assume th...
Jekyll and Hyde

Jekyll and Hyde Pub

Ah, the dreaded theme restaurant. Nothing whets the appetite like being surrounded by Fonzi's jacket, Gene Simmons' codpiece or B.B. King's gold nugget ring com...
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Telephone Bar and Grill

Theme restaurants are weird. You got your WWF joint and your ESPN Zone, which are just flat out tourist traps based on successful businesses. You got your J...