There are some seriously cringe-worthy lyrics on this combination ep. I believe he asks the deep question, “So, sneakers or flip-flops? I’m starting to panic!” at one point during the thing. The guy wants so badly to be Robert Smith, as he croons about love and safety and even loudly emotes about what he’s going to wear. Somehow he ruins it all singing about “gettin’ some” and pronounces “happy” without the “h” sound at the beginning so you might be fooled into thinking he’s a whiny Brit and not just an American castrato. If this is the crap teenage girls are listening to these days, I may drown myself in a bucket.