I know it doesn’t make any sense to call a Baptist preacher the Antichrist (cuz he’s actually more like the Way-pro-christ), but I’m going to go ahead and call a spade a spade. Mike Huckabee, the non-evolution-believing Antichrist has been officially sent home by crusty old John McCain. And while McCain ain’t gonna win any votes from my neck of the woods, I’m glad to see another religious nutjob Southerner sent packing.
Just to remind you what you’ll be missing in the White House:
| On the confederate flag: “You don’t like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag. In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell them what to do with the pole; that’s what we’d do.” On evolution: “If you want to believe that you and your family came from apes, that’s fine. I’ll accept that. I just don’t happen to think that I did.” |
Thanks for the memories, douche. I’m going to take my ape ass and go write a diatribe about how you’re what’s wrong with our country. It’s just embarrassing.