Odd Finds

Farmersonly.com

Odd Finds: Farmersonly.com

So I took Hipster Jr. down to a soccer tournament in in South Jersey somewhere. It was originally supposed to be at Fort Dix, which…

Unicorn

Odd Finds: Bad Moon Unicorn

So this innocuous pink unicorn, along with a bunch of other stuff, arrived at our house courtesy of Grandma Hipster and her job at the…

Bishop Womack-El

Odd Finds: The Prophetic Phyisician

This guy is totally my favorite snake oil salesman of all time. He is a self-described prophetic physician. Where does one go to study prophetic…

Odd Finds: World’s Lamest Toy

Odd Finds: World’s Lamest Toy

So we were at the ghetto-ass toy store near our house, and we ran across these awful dolls. I had a hard time believing they…

Odd Finds: World’s Ugliest Lamp

Odd Finds: World’s Ugliest Lamp

There’s really not a whole lot to say here. This has to be the world’s ugliest lamp–bar none. One wonders what the hell was going…

Odd Finds: Anti-Terror Trash Cans

Odd Finds: Anti-Terror Trash Cans

Who are these for? Seriously. Since when are the world’s trash bins its biggest liability? Is a terrorist really going to take the time to…

Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame

Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame

And now for the ultimate example of shameful tastelessness… “When someone you Love becomes a Memory, the Memory becomes a Treasure” Nothing like terrible poetry,…

Odd Finds: Car Turntable

Odd Finds: Car Turntable

In a shining example of engineering brilliance, we bring you the automobile record player: And you thought you had problems keeping your CD from skipping?…

Odd Finds: Dog Dancing

Odd Finds: Dog Dancing

I was watching King of the Hill a few weeks ago, and both Bobby and Hank get into dog dancing. Yes, that would be the…

Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses

Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses

I admit that I’m often behind the times. Apparently seeing-eye horses have been in the news several times over the last couple of years, but…

Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo

Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo

Everything changed September 11th, 2001. The country and the world will never be the same. Apparently this asshole slept through the whole thing: I received…

Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog

Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog

Every day I receive a pound of useless junk mail. There are the local store flyers, the giganto-pack of coupons to places I’ll never go,…

Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist

Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist

Mr. Hipster grew up in a liberal household on the West Coast surrounded by people of every creed and color. He loved The Jeffersons. He…

Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc.

Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc.

Introducing the guy who’s going to save you from bankruptcy and all your financial ills … M.C Hammer Yes, the same Hammer that burned through…

Odd Finds: Baby-Vac

Odd Finds: Baby-Vac

Don’t get me wrong, babies are lovely, but the amount of drool and snot that emanates from their little cavities is amazing. I always assumed…

Odd Finds: Beefalo

Odd Finds: Beefalo

Just when you thought those wacky cattle folks couldn’t get any wackier… So, I open a menu on a recent vacation to a B&B in…

Odd Finds: The Marked Bible

Odd Finds: The Marked Bible

So I pull my mail out of that impossibly small metal box they give you in your average NYC apartment, and see this thing staring…

Odd Finds: Jesus the Moneylender

Odd Finds: Jesus the Moneylender

Dictionary.com (the ultimate resource for all things word-like) defines “panderer” as: a person who caters to or profits from the weaknesses or vices of others….