Gray’s Papaya (Upper West Side) February 5, 2004Would you like sweat with that? Yeah, you’re probably better off only eating at this joint if you’re...
Seeda Thai February 5, 2004[CLOSED] For some reason I have a feeling this place doesn’t do a ton of business. Granted, there...
Burger Joint February 5, 2004Talk about oddball, this is one of The Survey’s top entries. Tucked away behind a curtain in the...
Roy Rogers (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Horrendous doesn’t even begin to describe the food they serve up at this so-called restaurant. Flaccid fries,...
The Bar Harbour February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Upper East Side, living-with-mommy-spending-daddy’s-credit card-kids are scary. Imagine if a couple of these kids got a “loan”...
Le Rendez-vous Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Is it an Italian pizza place, or is it a Mediterranean falafel joint? We suppose it’s both–but...
Hana Restaurant February 5, 2004[CLOSED] As plain-wrap Japanese restaurants go, this one is the plainest. They barely had the energy to add...
Sbarro (Madison Square Garden) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Sbarro, the pizza eaten by mall slobs throughout the the country, is actually Italian for “sub par.”...
Swift Hibernian Lounge February 5, 2004I’m woefully deficient in my knowledge of seventeenth century Irish authors. I think Jonathan Swift wrote some television...
Third and Long February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Drunk dudes rejoice, you have found the Mecca of cheap beer and fraternity antics. Okay, so it...
Rudy’s Bar and Grill February 4, 2004What lurks in the dark, decaying recesses of Rudy’s? Well, besides the creepy customers and discarded, free hot...
Renaissance Diner February 3, 2004[CLOSED] I know what you’re thinking: oy, it’s the gay diner! Actually, I have a feeling the folks...
That Old Ace In the Hole February 1, 2004There are surprisingly few grisly deaths in this, Annie Proulx’s fourth novel. I only say that because in...
The Police: Zenyatta Mondatta February 1, 2004There we go. Let’s put Reggatta behind us and get down to business. We’re no longer the punk...