Cheese In New Jersey


Ah, the power of cheese. We love it on burgers, on pizza, even on top of chips with some sour cream and guacamole. The real question is: is Kraft American cheese really cheese? Its slightly rubbery texture makes for more fun than one would imagine. Very small kids can chew a couple holes in it and wear it as a mask for Halloween. It makes good replacement Colorforms. And (how we never discovered this we’ll never know) it sticks to human skin like static cling, making for a really fun game of toss the cheese at your buddy.

Here are a couple of dudes playing this new fun game at a Jersey shore house a couple years ago. It’s amazing the things you discover when drinking beer in the hot sun.